Rihanna Gets ‘Rude’ On ‘Alan Carr’

Published: Friday 26th Feb 2010 by Trent

Rihanna was the guest performer on yesterday’s episode of ‘Alan Carr: Chatty Man’. The Bajan performed her new single ‘Rude Boy’ for the UK audience. To date, the song has peaked at #23 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and #6 on the UK Singles Chart. {*Video only seems to work outside the UK…ironic, huh? Will update link when new one becomes available*}

It looks like Rihanna’s gravel in a blender vocals weren’t the only things rude in that performance. She certainly looked like she was having a good time grinding her waistline for the crowd and I had no problems with that. She has a great body and although many may be offended by her microphone jerking near the end, all I saw was a young woman being in charge of her sexuality.

Check out another segment of the show below where Rihanna tried to teach Alan how to dutty wine (don’t try that at home because the neck movements have been known to kill people):

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  1. j February 26, 2010

    this girl should just not dance. she’s so stiff which would warrant her new no- pants outfits. idk she just is acceptable. she has nice legs tho…..

  2. Stoney-Brie February 26, 2010

    Rihanna gurl ur jst as bad as him!! it’s like two monkeys laughing at each others foreheads..! 😉

  3. LEO February 26, 2010

    I must say the musical arrangement for her live performances are better than the album versions. It’s like she always gives a more rock-version of her songs when she does them live. The drums and guitars are dope.

  4. TTSUP3R February 26, 2010

    I agree with Leo. I always enjoy her Live versions over her album renditions. I enjoyed this performance and her vocals weren’t that bad, mostly because she did little vocally. It worked though lol

  5. GaGa Is The Messi February 26, 2010

    BORING LIKE ALMWAYS!!!! I’M tIRED OF THIS NO TALENT CHICK

  6. Pinkpop February 26, 2010

    that outfit was just awwwww… no way

  7. newsflash haters February 26, 2010

    rihanna is having fun. and its all good. Good for her. Love the rated r album, great songs. Rihanna never built her career on dancing, so idk what is the big deal about trying to critique every move she makes. WHen she wasn’t dancing, you all kept saying she don’t even move, or can’t, now she’s doing a little something something, you guys still have something to say. Haters are only good at one thing, and that’s being negative. Its easy to sit behind your computers and spew nasty venom, but let’s see you guys get out there and do better, so we can pick you to pieces, disect your moves, and critique your looks.

  8. Nicky February 26, 2010

    HI HATERS

    #6 ON ITUNES = RUDE BOY!!!!!!!!!

    HEADING TO NUMBER 1…..SHE WILL HAVE THE MOST #1S AND TOP 10S SINCE 2000!!!!!

    SORRY HATERS!!!!

  9. NICKY February 26, 2010

    Y’ALL MAD CAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE RIHANNA 6TH NUMBER 1, ITS 6 ON ITUNES US AND 3 ON ITUNES UK, YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER!

  10. S*** February 26, 2010

    Rihanna Def is a better vocal performer now than she used to be but Singing & Dancing, oops i mean Walking at the same time- She can Forget about it… & whats up with that Note she trys to hit in Russian Roulete? Just when the performance is going good she goes “You can see through MY CHEI*HGHST” I swear to you, my Cat Screams every time she hears that note she gets scared…

    I think her main Flaw is that She doesnt quite know yet how to contain her 3 Octaves & her Stage Presence is almost un-noticeable, It doesnt matter what she wears she always blends end with everyone else on the stage. Now Im Not asking her to Have the ultimate Stage Presence of say MJ or Beyonce but atleast give me MiMi…

    Rihanna is a mere RECORDING ARTIST & that is it, shes not a true Artist/Musician. The production on her last Album is great & lyrically its great, Song concept wise, Most those song are good, She should thank her Producers big time…

  11. Tami February 26, 2010

    I have nothing against Rihanna but what the hell was she wearing? That was just wrong. I agree with Leo the musical arrangements live are really well done. But the outfit needs to go

  12. S*** February 26, 2010

    Why Rihanna Stans always wanna bring up her Stats like its anything Special?? There just setting themselves up for a battle they cant win.

    Listen R****** Stan, Good For her, Im happy for her really, But you can tell me Rihanna has 10 #1 songs & has sold 20 Million Copies of Rated R Worldwide & I wont even dispute or do research to try to prove you wrong because frankly NO ONE CARES BUT HER FANS & These “Numbers” still wont change anyones views on her. If She sounds like a dying Goat, 20+ Million Albums sold later she still sounds like a Dying Goat…

    (& FYI, Just Because I Know, B4 anyone says it, This is a brand new Decade ok, If Rihanna gets another top 10, that will be 2 top 10s VS 0 For Beyonce this decade so far. Not to mention Bey has 12 Top 10s as a solowist & Rihanna would also have 12 if rude boy goes top 10, now if Telephone goes top 10 then Bey is back in the lead. Also Rihanna has 4 1/2 #1s While Beyonce has 5 #1s.)

  13. Nika February 26, 2010

    This poor chile….at least I got Sade. The STANS – yall need some serious mental health unless ur just that young & dumb.

  14. S*** February 26, 2010

    Yes, their Stats are close (Single Wise), This is Because they Both put out good Music, & they both evolve with every Album, This in no way shape or form puts Rihanna any where near Beyonce’s Level. Beyonce has Rihanna Chocking on her Dust…

  15. MushyLove_1992 February 26, 2010

    She looked beautiful for the neck up. Thats outfit was blah..
    And see was teaching Alan how to dutty wine? But she was…I just can’t..I won’t……

  16. MushyLove_1992 February 26, 2010

    *from*

  17. ‘Ello February 26, 2010

    Has this website become a Rihanna themed website? Like almost every other post is Rihanna. Rihanna is pretty, but she looks a hot mess in that outfit. I’m sorry she does.

    I agree with @S*** what is up with Rihanna stans bringing up stats. Rihanna has accomplished a lot but not enough for you to win a battle against Bey stans Gaga stans Britney stans Janet stans and many more. Good Rude Boy is number 6 happy for her, but leave the stats.

    Once again I am not a hater, I am not trashing her or any mess like that. This is just my thoughts.

  18. Aunt Jackie February 26, 2010

    Cute performance w/ wack dancing. Nothing new………..

  19. jamaican cutie February 26, 2010

    OH SO RHIANNA U JAMAICAN NOW??? GO SIT DA F*** DOWN..!!! AN STOP STEALING OUR DANCES N MAKIN IT UR OWN!!

  20. Nicky February 26, 2010

    IM A FAN OF BEYONCE AND RIHANNA NOT LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!! CANT STAND THE B****.

    WHY CANT TWO BLACK FEMALES BE SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT COMPARING?!

    JUST BECAUSE WE’RE PUTTING UP STATS, THAT DONT MEAN WE’RE HATING ON BEYONCE. YALL BEY STANS ARE INSECURE.

    RIHANNA AND BEYONCE NEED TO STAY AT THE TOP.

  21. newsflash haters February 26, 2010

    @jamaican cutie, why don’t you tell that to beyonce when she’s doing the dutty whine. RIhanna is an islander, so she has a right to dance however she want to, west indian style.

  22. BEYDABESS February 26, 2010

    BEY INVINTED DA DUTTY WINE N SHE DID IT BETTA DEN RIHANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BEY BEEN DOIN DA DUTTY WINR SENSE 2002!!

    GIT EM BEY!!

  23. hihihihi February 26, 2010

    HER PERSONALITY IS GREAT UNLIKE THE WACK ASS PERSONALITIES ON THATFDLOPJUICE

    SHE SOUNDED GOOD

    JANET JLO NEVEEEEEEEEEER COULD

  24. RANDOM February 26, 2010

    lol @ THE BAJAN islanders are a bunch 😀

  25. Kenney February 26, 2010

    she’s so boring live! if i were performing this song live id be grinding the hell out of that stage. All she doing is moving her hips a lil bit

  26. mez February 26, 2010

    Jamaican cutie ya cant have it both ways… the Jamaican dancehall artists are always in Barbados…in fact I think the young people prefer dancehall to soca nowadays so of course Rihanna knows all the danchell dances

    LOve her and Alan carr is funny

  27. Its Me Again February 26, 2010

    This poor chile.

    It’s a good thing she’s stunningly beautiful.

  28. Blasian February 26, 2010

    Rihanna is sooooo boring as a performer

  29. NICKY February 26, 2010

    YES RIHANNA YOU GOT THE HATERS TALKING AGAIN, THIS IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH 100 COMMENTS TODAY, RIHANNA YOUR PAVING YOUR WAY FOR FUTURE STARS LLIKE KESHA AND LADY GAGA AND JAZMINE SULLIVAN ETC…. KEEP STANDING ON THERE NECKS RIH RIH YOUR THE NUMBER ONE DIVA! NO ONES BETTER THEN YOU AT THIS MOMENT, YESSSSSSSS I CANT WAIT FOR SOME MOPRE NEW MUSIC FROM YOU, YOU A FANTASTIC SINGER KEEP BELTING!!! I LOVE YOU RIHANNA, THE HOTTEST B**** IN HEELS.

  30. stan February 26, 2010

    @s***

    “Just when the performance is going good she goes “You can see through MY CHEI*HGHST” ”

    i LOLed

  31. NICKY February 26, 2010

    SEE WHAT I MEAN, ITS JUST THE WAY SHE SINGS THATS ALL, SHES GOT A BEAUTIFUL 5 OCTAVE VOICE, THE NEXT ALBUMS GOING TO NUMBER 1 RIHANNA!

  32. Kenney February 26, 2010

    @ NICKY who the hell are u braggin about? How come she ain’t had a #1 album yet? None of them debuted @ #1 and even tho Rated R has been cert plat n the US it’s only sold a lil over 500.000 so far. Paving the way? WTF are you on? There’s artists that have been out for 10 yrs who were the ones who paved the way for the loves of Ri-Tard Gag-Me and that other poor ass excuse for a singer. i’m still trying to get over you saying she #1 and to belt out? B**** don’t even put her on the same pedestal w/ Jazmine cause Jaz been out longer than Ri-Tard. How old are you btw? That will def explain a lot. But if you’re an adult were you in the special needs class?

  33. Kenney February 26, 2010

    and one more thing Ms. Nic Ri-Tard better watch out cause Christina Aguilera has returned w/ that powerful voice and better stage appearance and will put Ri-Tard to shame!

  34. j February 26, 2010

    …..And GaGa Is Certified PLATINUM.

  35. j February 26, 2010

    sry i meant DIAMOND … (loser much)

  36. florida_girl February 26, 2010

    @J…yasss she sold over 10 million sold worldwide…

  37. Keesha February 26, 2010

    I agree with the the people talking about the stans. I mean, just because you have a number one song or a top ten hit doesn’t mean that you’re good or talented for that mattter. I’ve personally never thought that she could sing, but whatever. Call me a hater if you want.

  38. jamaican cutie February 26, 2010

    BEYONCE DID NOT INVENT THE DUTTY WINE!! WHERE DA F*** DO U LIVE UNDER A ROCK!!
    @NEWS FLASH…..IM SURE BAJANS HAVE NICE DANCES AS WELL SHE NEEDS TO EMBRACE HER CULTURE…AS FOR BEYONCE IMMA NEED A WHOLE WEBSITE TO TALK ABOUT HER SWAGGA JACKIN HABITS!!!

  39. NICKY February 26, 2010

    I JUST DID SOME RESEARCH THERE IS NO CERTIFICATION FOR SELLING 10 MILLION WORLDWIDE, YOU GET CERTIFIED FOR EACH COUNTRY, SO THEREFORE LADY CACA HAS MADE A CONFUSION. LMAO!!!

  40. Rob February 26, 2010

    BEYDABESS

    You need to be shot in the MUTHA FUCKEN FACE!

    B****!

  41. X,Y,”and Z” February 26, 2010

    …Oh, look-at-me, my name is Rihanna, and if YOU don’t watch me – YOU’LL be abusing the multitudes of women of planet earth, who are abused and neglected on-the-regular.

    I can’t REALLY-sing; well, “not-really”: I just-can’t sing; matter-of-a-fact, if you listen too long, your ears might bleed and you might find yourself – falling to the pavement; paralyzed with the most-serious case of diarrhea anyone lower-intestine should-NEVER wanna see!

    …But you needn’t worry, I’ll distract you; if you can ‘look-past’ the pounds-of-foundation, caked-and-plastered to my face; ‘the-concealer’ and the appearance of a H***** sore …er…I meant SCAR, and ‘convulsive-hip-thrusting,’ you just-might like what you SEE! …I’ll ‘sell-you-the-promise’, of getting some p**** too! …After all, I-DO like a big d***, oh, didn’t you hear? I SAID THAT, during one of my more-well-known interviews; that said, my name is Rihanna, wouldn’t YOU want ME as YOUR daughter’s role model?

    X,Y,”and Z” — OUT!

  42. Mrs. Darren shellychelle Sharper February 27, 2010

    @S*** You had me at dying goat LMAO! #ICANT!

  43. mez February 27, 2010

    Jamaican Cutie FYI Babados is the size of 1/3 of St Elizabeth population 275000 abd like most other Caribbean islands very influenced by Jamaica….

    Bajans like to wuk-up but this song is not soca

  44. cool chick February 27, 2010

    love rihanna, hate when she performs live

  45. Jermaine February 27, 2010

    RIHANNA IS THE BEST FREESTYLE DANCER IN THE BIZ… AND SHE SOUNDS AMAZING! BEYONCE LOST HER CROWN.

  46. cool chick February 27, 2010

    @ jermaine
    u are also Nicky/HIHIHI please attend yourself to some psychiatric help

  47. mr.Q February 27, 2010

    She is getting better.

    I think this song is building up her confidence level!

  48. Mr. Howard February 27, 2010

    she is NOT stiff!! I love how you Euro’s are callin her stiff on every damn blog. Youre Groups Sugababes, and Girls Aloud and whatever other half ass singers you guys have are the ones that are stiff!!!

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