Video: Britney Spears Serves Up Jersey Shore Lapdance

Published: Friday 12th Aug 2011 by Sam

In a bid to perhaps add some pepper and spice to her tasteless ‘Femme Fatale Tour’, Britney Spears has made the ‘lapdance’ a staple of her stage show.

With boyfriend Jason Trawick a recent recipient of her faux-Janet antics, it was Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D who was the latest during the trek’s Montreal stop last night. Check out how Ms. Spears fared after the jump…

Via PB:

From  the “lift” at 2.06, to the Pinocchio stiffness, this was all flavours of “no”. Poor girl. I will never understand how one has “it” and then “poof” it’s gone. She’s not even half-assing it; it’s like she actually can’t perform – even if she tried. Sigh.

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  1. Music Lover August 12, 2011

    The lamest lap dance in pop history. what the f*** was that?

  2. KAT DELUNA FAN August 12, 2011

    JOKENEY need to leave the music industry
    I am over her,what the hell with all those LAPDANCES ???? REALLY?

  3. YEABEY and the lessors don’t mix August 12, 2011

    JAMIR21 will like this….JERSEY SHORE AND BRITNEY!

    I don’t like when she does her lap dances one bit! That guy had to give her legs a push when she tried to jump on Pauly D’s neck…I’m not being mean I just don’t like it when she gives lap dances

  4. NaijaChick August 12, 2011

    Oh Britney! She shouldn’t even bother dancing anymore.
    Her moves used to be so on point i don’t know how she lost it.
    She still sells records though…so we’ll be seeing her “perform” for some time to come.

    htttp://that1960chick.com

  5. AUS BE AUS CAN BE FLAÜGEN BEGUN BESKE BUT-BAIR(IS†ANN4GAGA) August 12, 2011

    I’ll pass…Yesss Jamir21 would like it.

  6. dee August 12, 2011

    Janet wanna be!

  7. ASAP (As Sincere As Possible) August 12, 2011

    That was all flavors of YES!She looks s***, adequately comfortable and cool on a level that she hasn’t reached since 2005!She’s coming back, slowly but surely.And if you want to criticize this performance, feel free too but there’s no need for over exaggerated dramatic sentences like “she can’t perform”, ‘then poof it’s gone” and “she shouldn’t even bother dancing anymore”.She is on her way after all.

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  9. Skin. August 12, 2011

    So HOT!
    I LOVE this lap-dance! 😳

  10. jamir21: bey,rih,gaga,brit SHITS on janet & keri ! August 12, 2011

    I mean I love Pauly D and the rest of Jersey Shore and I love Britney too but…this LAPDANCE WAS HORRIBLE….I MEAN I CAN DO A BETTER LAPDANCE THAN BRITNEY….AND I AM A BOY !!!! THE GAY BOY WAS DOING A PERFECT JOB THAN BRITNEY !!!
    I AM NOT A HATER I LOVE BRITNEY AND JERSEY SHORE !

  11. dee August 12, 2011

    This is a real lap dance below….And the woman was nearly same age as Britney is now.

    Peep the real queen at 31!

    http://youtu.be/aAHgRBwItmE

  12. AndySaysSmile August 12, 2011

    Ya’ll are all seriously so mean. Everything this girl does is not good enough! No wonder why she’s always so nervous about performing on t.v.

  13. savt1st August 12, 2011

    really, DJPAULYD swagg let a gay guy touch on him? ……..WTF

  14. jamir21: bey,rih,gaga,brit SHITS on janet & keri ! August 12, 2011

    @ SAVTIST SO !!!
    Britney I love you but this was horrible….I mean if that was me up there I will be giving pauly a lapdance for his life I mean he will not forget about me after that lapdance !!!!
    And maybe him and I can have____________you fill the blank out !

  15. Yuh August 12, 2011

    That was like someones grandma giving a lap dance. Love Brit – wish she could still bring it performance wise

  16. Christian August 12, 2011

    As I’ve said before either Britney needs to CUT that song off the list of perform it a lil bit more rauchier. lol

  17. RHI RHI IS QUEEN August 12, 2011

    OH WOW NOT THE GAY BOY SMH… LUV ME SOME BRITNEY, NOBODY SWINGS HAIR AS FIERCE AS SHE DOES!!!!!… JANET #2, BEYAWNCE #3

  18. Lucifer August 12, 2011

    To be fair, the rumor is that she is drugged up. The plus side is that she is “normal” (compared to her pink wig shaved head days) & the downside is she’s pretty much sedate & her performances are now lackluster.

  19. Deveal2014 August 12, 2011

    @Sam lets see your fat black ass do it lmao

  20. MT August 12, 2011

    This was a slow part of the song where she’s catching her breath and shaking her ass.
    Why don’t you post up her other performances like S&M or Up N Down where she’s singing live and dancing with energy, huh!?

  21. nice_gurl August 12, 2011

    Bad lapdance, but at least she’s trying.

  22. hd live August 13, 2011

    cool

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