Rihanna Performs ‘Talk That Talk’ On Jonathan Ross

Published: Saturday 3rd Mar 2012 by Sam


Rocking the stage like only she can’t, Rihanna performed the title track from her latest array of fast food hits, ‘Talk That Talk’, live on ITV1’s Jonathan Ross Show moments ago.

Peep her showing below…

Lazy and lethargic, Ms. Fenty continues to make an art of doing the bare minimum. And, yet she still manages to sound like a cat being castrated as she coughs those vocals into the mic. No bueno.

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  1. TAYLOR SWIFTS NUMBER 1 FAN!!! March 3, 2012

    Double posting?

  2. HeavyHeavy March 3, 2012

    she needed some dancers or stun, don’t think that this is the best single choice but she did ok performance wise

  3. CK1 March 3, 2012

    Am I watching karaoke…lmao

  4. Sasha March 3, 2012

    Pitchy here and there but overall good performance. She is getting better, she just needs to learn how to dance and she will unstoppable.

  5. JohnVidal (RIPWhitney-true great) March 3, 2012

    LMAO

  6. Mons†er March 3, 2012

    AH AH AH AH AH AH !
    That was funny. Thanks.

  7. Kendra March 3, 2012

    I kno Riri wants to dance and you can tell shes trying to have fun with it but she just looks so awkward even doing just basic movements. I think she would be better served jammin out in a chair!

  8. miroboi March 3, 2012

    With the amount of time she has been out, its embarrassing to say that ‘oh she is getting better tho’.

  9. Lisa March 3, 2012

    I can’t wait Ciara come back , so she can sit Rihanna none dancing ass down!

  10. **YawnWaitWHAT?** March 3, 2012

    Rihanna is not a good performer.

  11. nicoyuki March 3, 2012

    What’s the point of posting the performance a 2 time. She did good

  12. Roman March 3, 2012

    This site should be call Rihannahate.com

  13. Give It To Me March 3, 2012

    F**k you TGJ.!!!

  14. Jacki H** March 3, 2012

    im no rhianna fan but it was a good performance!

  15. Millhouse March 3, 2012

    Rihanna has stepped up vocally. She aint all the way there yet, but im happy she is making improvements… If she continues to get better at singing and she does more coreography, she will be one bad b****…. I hope while shes doing her movies she keep taking dance lessons and vocal lessons

  16. RDK March 3, 2012

    heheh Riri is doing her thing,keep doing your thing ma.

  17. ChristinasCOMING March 3, 2012

    @ MILL HOUSE-

    “Rihanna has stepped up vocally. She aint all the way there yet, but im happy she is making improvements… If she continues to get better at singing and she does more coreography, she will be one bad b****…. I hope while shes doing her movies she keep taking dance lessons and vocal lessons”

    You need to take a seat just like Rihanna does!

  18. ThatLATEJuice March 3, 2012

    LOL @ Lazy and Lethargic. It was a laid back performance. You know, Like How Janet (Sam’s fave) did on AI. TGJ just needs to learn how to either a) Not post about Rihanna or b) learn how to post about Rihanna without showing how much hatred they have for her and just give the news. The “performance” stage is about as big as a kitchenette. Did you expect her to bring out a crew of dancers, pyros, background visuals on a jumbo screen and bust out with intense choreography? It’s a late night talk show in Britan. Not a fluffed up, overrated industry event.

  19. iSTANFORNOONE March 3, 2012

    OMG THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!! !

  20. Aunt Jackie March 3, 2012

    I actually thought this performance was pretty cute, even if she was stiff. If she had a more balanced way of performing (not always so damn lazy and horrible) then I could accept this right here.

  21. **YawnWaitWHAT?** March 3, 2012

    Damn.. if TGJ hates her so damn much, why is she on every other post??? Talk about NAVY dressed in hater’s clothes lol. Anyway liked the performance, wasn’t diggin the attire though.

  22. commanderofthedancefloor March 3, 2012

    this was a good performance i have no idea what people are talking about???

    first the stage is like 5 feet what did you expect her to do!! nobody has done any real dancing on the show before!! so why would you expect riri to do it!

    second its not even a big show so why would she go all out??

    people are just trying to find a reason to hate! she sounded great! which the haters don say nothing about! smh can you get any more pressed!

  23. Teacher March 3, 2012

    ThatLATEJuice
    March 3, 2012 at 7:37 pm
    LOL @ Lazy and Lethargic. It was a laid back performance. You know, Like How Janet (Sam’s fave) did on AI. TGJ just needs to learn how to either a) Not post about Rihanna or b) learn how to post about Rihanna without showing how much hatred they have for her and just give the news. The “performance” stage is about as big as a kitchenette. Did you expect her to bring out a crew of dancers, pyros, background visuals on a jumbo screen and bust out with intense choreography? It’s a late night talk show in Britan. Not a fluffed up, overrated industry event.
    ___________________________

    THIS!!!!! She was just having fun..but w/e

  24. MB92 March 3, 2012

    CLEARLY ANYBODY CAN SEE Rihanna is getting better and better. She doesn’t sound the best, but she has been doing her thing with these performances lately.

  25. whyohwhy2 March 3, 2012

    If Rihanna has a 3 minute song she sings 1 minute of it, the rest is backtracking and her lip syncing the rest. She is chemically enduced more now and it shows and it is so funny… Stans, when are you all going to stop with she is getting better and give her more time and so on….

  26. Lax March 3, 2012

    Just because shes not dropping it like its hot and dripping
    choochie Juice all over the floor doesn’t mean she didn’t get the
    job done. She pleased the crowd she was performing for and you
    bitter bytches don’t Count. I bet Rihanna didn’t have a problem with
    them spelling her name right on her pay check, Bytches! If she’s not
    good enough then eat your hearts out or Jump Ship you Broke, Miserable
    Complaning bytches..Go in search of a Stripper, booty shaker, Pu**y Popper
    Liberty is doing as you please as long as you don’t interfer with the WELFARE OF OTHERS…..

  27. Lax March 3, 2012

    @WHYWHY,,,Bytch you would complain if….They hung you with a new Rope.

  28. JER March 3, 2012

    Sorry but she hit all the notes. Just because you don’t LIKE Rihanan’s singing STYLE doesn’t give you the right to be a f***** c*** b****. PULEAZE. IF yer gonna spill T then come T-off b****. FAke ass BeYAWNce stans. At least Rihanna sang LIVE, not a pre-recorded “live” track that is as obvious as BIONCIS lace front.

  29. arjun March 3, 2012

    MY DAY WAS SO JOYFULL AND GOOD TILL I SAW THIS PERFORM OR SAY THIS CAT-ENJOYMENT NOW I FEEL
    DEPRESSIVE
    SAD
    QUESTION WHY NOTHING IS GOOD
    RIHANNA AND UR IF UR FAN CALL THIS VOICE THKS TO MAKE MY NIGHT VERY DARK AND GREY
    B**** S***

  30. Teacher March 3, 2012

    Lax
    March 3, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    Just because shes not dropping it like its hot and dripping
    choochie Juice all over the floor doesn’t mean she didn’t get the
    job done. She pleased the crowd she was performing for and you
    bitter bytches don’t Count. I bet Rihanna didn’t have a problem with
    them spelling her name right on her pay check, Bytches! If she’s not
    good enough then eat your hearts out or Jump Ship you Broke, Miserable
    Complaning bytches..Go in search of a Stripper, booty shaker, Pu**y Popper
    Liberty is doing as you please as long as you don’t interfer with the WELFARE OF OTHERS…..
    _______________

    Lol okaaay!

  31. Remey March 3, 2012

    This was actually a good performance. She always shows her personality. How many artists do you know would leave the stage to dance with the host?

    If Rita is suppose to replace Rihanna, go right ahead. We’ll see how that plays out. The Navy is not pressed about that basic girl. She has not memorable appeal.

  32. nicoyuki March 3, 2012

    Rihanna has a lot of time to become a perfectionists. She’s young, I’m sure by the time she is 30 she will be at her best. She is young having fun and bitter bums don’t like to see Ppl enjoying their selves

  33. Beck March 3, 2012

    There are things you are good at and there are things you aren’t good at. Rihanna is just not a good performer (or singer imo). Lets not pretend that in the next few years she’s going to somehow overcome the same hurdles she hasn’t been able to overcome over the last 8. Rihanna has had extremely minimal improvement in her live vocal & performances; expecting to figure it out after all this time is just unrealistic. She’s s***, & ratchet af, let’s accept & move forward.

  34. andel morrison March 3, 2012

    ok grape juice is so f****** shallow and vague i hat this site it is so damn bias and stupid, why everytime you talk about rihanna is always shaddy talk ?, and funny thing is the more you throw shade is the more “that rihanna reign int gon let up” cuz all press is good press 😛

  35. Jordan March 3, 2012

    I liked it. Yall stay throwing shade at Rihanna/having every other post about her lol

    Looks like someone’s a fan

  36. BitchIcantevenspellwelfare March 3, 2012

    I enjoyed this performance!!!

  37. DIONFATALEI March 3, 2012

    The performance was good IMO, I enjoyed it…she made it super fun and energetic without TOO much going on, and she sounds great.

    There was nothing wrong with that performance, “Some” people just hate period because she’s Rihanna, and thats there problem….but I bet you they secretly watched it over and over. Poor them.

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04bq9wO6S1r7m3exo1_500.gif

  38. Gilberto March 4, 2012

    @DIONFATALEI
    The performance was good IMO, I enjoyed it…she made it super fun and energetic without TOO much going on, and she sounds great.

    B****, please! You have got Britney Spears on your avatar. Britney Damn Spears. Your opinion is INVALID. You are just a basic b**** that gets easily impressed by anything. DEAD @ a Britney Spears’ stan talking about vocals and performance. LOL. You’re stupid. Go back to listen to these generic basic songs, YOU DON’T DESERVE TO TOUCH BEYONCÉ’S DISCOGRAPHY. I don’t want to see basic b****** listening to her. STFU! Go listen to Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, David Guetta, DEV, LMFAO and other basic b******.

    DEAD @ some people. Rihanna sings for 1 minute, barely holds any note, stiff moves, stole her choregraphy from Kama Sutra book. LOL. You don’t have no reference of what a live performance is, probably you think Adele is the second best singer of all time, she’s just behind of Britney Lip-Synch Spears. LOL. I can’t.

    I slayed you all! DEAL.

    You don’t need to thank me for teaching you. My job here is done.

    xxx

  39. TALK THAT FLOP March 4, 2012

    @ GILBERTO
    Your comment make my day !!!!!! #LOL !

  40. aishaaguilerakeys March 4, 2012

    She looks horrible and exhausted. What’s up w/ the look? Lazy ass performance, is she wrestling Britney for the laziest performer? She looks like she hasn’t slept in ages.

    “And, yet she still manages to sound like a cat being castrated as she coughs those vocals into the mic.” LOL, Sam!

  41. ASAP (As Sincere As Possible) March 4, 2012

    I’m not even a massive Rihanna fan, but I enjoyed it a lot. It was obviously not a performance that her team took seriously, no dancers, no clever staging, just her moving, so it was probably meant to be just fun ( which it was imo) rather than impressive.

  42. RIH4LIFE March 4, 2012

    Rihanna Killed this performance F*** THE GRAPE JUICE… with Rihanna’s D***!!!

  43. kimberly March 4, 2012

    Rihanna fans need to be real. Rihanna does these hip movements to every song she performs. she does the same ole thing every time and you stay on her post and say that she is improving? I thought she was improving 3 years ago. what is wrong with her after 6 years, still improvin?. To those who think this was good are used to watching boring ass performers. You are used to the below standard performances. Rihanna has a skirt on and still opens it up. As much as i wanted to like the performance and say that she is improving? I can’t I really can’t say it and you can say I am hating. who cares? pls lose your hope cause she ain’t getting any better than that. She needs to stop smoking and drinking. get some dvd’s of the greats and study the ass out of them and take some tips. Especially leave the backtracks. you have a live band and still a backtrack. after 6 yrs and she is still improving. delusional f****…….I don’t know who is worst she or niki minaj? lol

  44. Lax March 4, 2012

    @RIH4LIFE,,,,,,CRYINNNNNNNG,,,,LMAO
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    WITH RIHANNA’S D***,,,CAN’T STOP LMAO.

  45. Lax March 4, 2012

    @RIH4LIFE,,,I AM WASHING MY ASS AND HEADING
    OUT TO THE CASINO TO SEE IF I CAN SNAG ME A
    HUNDRED DOLLARS LEFT OVER FROM LAST
    NIGHTS HAUL ON THAT ONE
    S***,,,,WITH RIHANNA’S D***,,,,,CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DAM THAT TURNED MY TICKLE BOX ALL THE WAY
    OVER……

  46. Lax March 4, 2012

    Rihanna isn’t performing for those who want her to do better
    all of the dam time she is performing for those who accepts
    her FLAWS AND ALL, BYTCHES!

  47. Lax March 4, 2012

    They need to award her with the
    CAN’T DO NOTHING RIGHT, FOR GETTO BYTCHES
    GRAMMY, EMMY, TONY, AND THE FUKKKKIN BAD BYTCH
    REGARDLESS AWARD….

  48. Lax March 4, 2012

    @Kimberly Remember that you hate her, don’t forget?

  49. xoxo March 4, 2012

    i dont know whats worse, rihanna’s mediocre performance or her stans trying to stand up for it. shes an okay singer, but i wouldnt pay to go see her live.

  50. riri March 4, 2012

    B****, please! You have got Britney Spears on your avatar. Britney Damn Spears. Your opinion is INVALID.
    =============
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I love Britney! Leave her alone!!!

    this is JONATHAN ROSS SHOW! Trust me, no artists that come on that show sings live (expect bands). How can Rizzle Kicks not “rap” live on Jonathan show? If an artist can get away with not rapping live on the show then rihanna can get away with no singing live!

    not her best performance! I hate that song! why didnt Jonathan ask her about chris brown and why she did a song with him?

  51. I’m s*** and I know it! March 5, 2012

    HAHAHA @ the stans claiming that Rihanna killed this performance, you guys don’t need to lie, riri can’t sing….. it’s a fact and it’s fine…. I can’t sing either (I mean I can singer better than Rihanna, but I still would get up on stage and claim that I’m a singer).
    I don’t know how the fans put up with this mess;I mean, home girl can’t even perform good for you guys, it looks like that she is only willing to put in the work if Chris Brown is in the audience.

    If she and Breezy get back together the Navy better say bye bye to their queen, because she will lose interest in y’all real quick – MARK MY WORDS!

  52. Zak March 5, 2012

    Would anyone even complain if she mimed? Id rather that than have to listen to her squeal like she got kicked in the v*****.
    Sorry.

  53. BLAH March 5, 2012

    LMFAO! DAMN SHE LOOKS AND SOUNDS A F****** WRECK!! EPICFAIL.ORG THIS B**** IS ALWAYS USING BACKGROUND VOCALS ROFL SUCH A UNORIGINAL FAILED ARTIST LMAO THIS WAS SO EMBARRASSING MY LORD. ROFL @ THE SLUTTY ASS DANCE ATTEMPT SHE TRIED THO LMAOOOOOO THIS H** CANT DANCE FOR S*** EVEN WHEN SHE TRY’S TO SELL HER BODY AND FAILS BADLY! AND YASSSS @WHYOHWHY2 LMAO SHE ALWAYS BACKTRACKING ON (EVERY) FAST FOOD PERFORMANCE SHE DOES LIVE LMAO!SHE HERSELF KNOWS SHE CANT SING.

  54. matreiya March 5, 2012

    crusty weave, horrible vocals. reptitious crap about s** yet again. yes she has improved as if doing nothing is better than something.

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