Saddam Hussein Spent Last Days Listening To Mary J. Blige

Published: Friday 2nd Jun 2017 by David

Mary J. Blige has discovered that the polarising world leader Saddam Hussein spent his last days eatings muffins and listening to her music.

As he awaited trial for his crimes against humanity in Baghdad Saddam, he was watched over by a group of American soldiers who can now speak openly about his behaviour behind bars.

One of them is Mr. Will Bardenwerper who penned the book The Prisoner in His Palace: Saddam Hussein, His American Guards, and What History Leaves Unsaid’.

Will reveals that the dictator would often listen to the radio on the hunt for a jam and would only be satisfied when Mary’s tunes came on.

Alas, the likes of ‘Family Affair’, ‘Sincerity’ and ‘Everything’ did little to save him from his fate as he was executed on December 30th 2006.

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  1. MJisKing June 2, 2017

    He was readying himself for hell – he knows when you’re damned for life, you’re forced to hear Mary’s off-key off-pitch vocals forevah!

    • Mary Never Contrary June 2, 2017

      Totes Hilaire! If one plays Mary before going to hell then I know they must have played Kids Bop before going to Neverland. #ToCatchAMoonWalkingPredator

      • RealNegro June 2, 2017

        Oops!?

      • MJisKing June 2, 2017

        Michael was found innocent of all charges, so take a stadium of seats sis.

    • Rih Rih Bangz June 2, 2017

      A stadium of seats you say? Take one of those seats and look up an Open Secret and then come back to me boo boo. #MJsRemyWig

      • MJisKing June 2, 2017

        The comment section on this website is really starting to be cramped full of illiterate morons with a lack of comprehension skills. An Open Secret still wasn’t enough to convict him, so you can park your Aretha-Tanklin-taxi-sized ass somewhere else, and that’s the tea! Bye, boo-boo!

    • Caleb June 2, 2017

      IF he’s in hell then I’d hate to think where those who invaded his country and slaughtered 1.8 million of its people are going to go.

      • mr.m June 3, 2017

        May his soul rest in peace.
        F***** Americans destroyed Iraq.
        It was MUCH a better place with Saddam leading it.
        More than a decade later, and Iraq is still suffering….
        Sad. So Sad.

    • Fail June 2, 2017

      @MJisKing, I bet u thought u were going to get a few giggles huh…#TryAgain

      • MJisKing June 3, 2017

        I get enough giggles looking at Mary’s sales these days.

    • ugo June 3, 2017

      You’re a bloody moron!

      • MJisKing June 3, 2017

        Lol!

  2. Abel Minaj June 2, 2017

    Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, 3 cheeses, ranch dressing
    Wrapped up in aaa
    Tastyyyy
    Flour
    Tortillaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • The Legend Called Missy Elliott ?? June 2, 2017

      Stupid h** you a stupid h** ?

      • Abel Minaj June 2, 2017

        Ratata-ta-tatatata-tata
        S** me so good i say blah blah blah

      • Fail June 2, 2017

        @Abel, Work it! I need a glass of wata! My Jam, keep hating lol!

  3. #TeamTinashe Stan June 2, 2017

    ICONIC J BLIGE

  4. stan June 2, 2017

    i’m going downnnnn

  5. Suicide Blonde June 2, 2017

    He was known for having an excellent taste in music, he also liked Latin superstar Luis Miguel.

    • Mariah Carey June 2, 2017

      Who?

  6. Kennedy June 2, 2017

    You can’t go wrong with Mary.

  7. Bam Basm June 2, 2017

    Not Gone Cry

  8. Tru Voice June 2, 2017

    The foreigner male dictators and violent leaders love black women. Osama bin Laden loved Whitney and wanted to kill Bobby ?

  9. DanYiel Iman June 2, 2017

    I didn’t like Mary J Blige for a while until I heard her song “Give me You!!” I just love that song!!!?

  10. Last name Ever, First name Greatest June 2, 2017

    he was singing along to IM GOING DOWNNNNN

  11. Caleb June 2, 2017

    Saddam might not have been the best person in the world, but the U.S. certainly made him into a martyr.

  12. I HATE WHITE n BLACK BIT..,,,HES June 3, 2017

    Mary’s lyrics meant something to him

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