Mariah Carey Unwraps New ‘Me. I Am Mariah’ Promo

Published: Thursday 22nd May 2014 by David
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No doubt pleased with the response garnered by new release ‘You Don’t Know What To Do’, Mariah Carey exudes ethereality in a brand new snap pushed to promote her new album, ‘Me.I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse.’

Just as stunning as the performer herself, the shot surfaces five days before the album’s release, led by 2013’s ‘Beautiful’ and the commercially ill-fated but well received ‘You’re Mine’, both of which appear on the Jermaine Dupri-driven project.

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  1. MC! May 22, 2014

    Album is amazing!!’ I got what I wanted from her. A body of work!

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  2. Loverboi80 May 22, 2014

    I love the picture it’s dreamy! She looks beautiful but I expected way more this is her 14th album she should’ve went out the way take some risk! The looking pretty has been done

  3. lambily May 22, 2014

    Gurl snatch those weaves/wigz!!! Show Hurricane katherina Peryola and Flip-Flop-once who is the real b**** in this game.. Loving the album, got a song for EVERYONE even the haters.. 🙂 btw ppl talk about Lana, who is she? She is never played in JA.

  4. Fernando May 22, 2014

    I see what you did there.

    “WEIGH in below”
    Queen of shade

  5. NICKI IS QUEEN May 22, 2014

    I don’t really like what I see -_-

    • Iconic Cici May 22, 2014

      I say the same thing about Nickis nose.

      • lambily May 22, 2014

        Cici she wasn’t worth being replied to, she just pressed and mad because iggy and mariah is slaying her fave. She aint worth it————>NEXT

    • Applause May 22, 2014

      Like no one really liked pills n potion?

  6. GaGa’s Tampon May 22, 2014

    This album is currently slaying my life!! Can’t wait to give her my coins when it drops next week. She deserves all the praises and Awards I’ll be mad is she doesn’t get nominated for Best Rnb Album at the Grammys and Win!

  7. Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

    The album will open up with over 100K – 200K…

    The albums is a 6.5/10 for HER standards.

    She WILL NOT be-able to sing these songs LIVE but thats no surprise cause she cannot sing anymore. But, Mariah & her producers did an great job with “Studio Magic”.

    My fav song at the moment is “Heavenly”… She is speaking to GOD! I live for Mariah’s gospel tracks. Jesus is our savior & died for our sins. I love you Lord…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE1ED_9piMU

    • lambily May 22, 2014

      B*tch please that’s NOT STUDIO MAGIC… She don’t do that s***, that’s raw talent, its called resting*something beyonce should do and come again*.. Btw even though she slayed those vocals naturally Beyonce could NEVA.. Even with studio magic. Come again, Mariah is relevant in her 25th yeats, your just pressed.

      • Yonce May 22, 2014

        Stephy isn’t a real moo stan kii

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        Delusional. Mariah Carey can no longer produce a belt over a G#2 LIVE. So, why would she magically start doing it in the studio. All those really high notes are studio fixed. She can still reach those notes but in REAL life she sounds tired, delayed & horrible hitting high notes. But, in the studio you can hit high notes & produce them to sound good…

    • OMG Logic! May 22, 2014

      OR maybe she has her good days and records what she can, saves it, and makes songs out of it? From last year alone we can tell that she has days when she can deliver beautiful belts. It would be no surprise if she goes into the studio records a few belts that she uses when the time is right. Just like her album art work. She always makes sure to take plenty of pictures when her body is on point, so she can have material to use.

  8. Iconic Cici May 22, 2014

    Serving us beached whale realness.

    • lambily May 22, 2014

      That’s the reason why cici and Bey could NEVER be relevant… They always look and SOUND the same. For mariah, every era has a different sound and look, and b*tch please… Mimi is rich she could easily get skinny if she wants, just like her skinny comeback in 2008 and 2013. Try again, your waste material———>NEXT.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        At a Mooriah stan trying to claim Bey isn’t relevant in 2014.

      • Rima May 22, 2014

        @Rosie but its not like lanas relevant.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Neither is Fadga, looking at all the seats available at her tour.

      • OMG Logic! May 22, 2014

        @Rosie At least one of them HAS a proper tour and not a wedding reception tour…

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      *giggles*

  9. HOTSTUFF May 22, 2014

    @ stephy tha lambily hey stephy, i do not agree with you, Mariah can’t sing like she used to but she can definitely still sing ! after 20 years in the music industry its normal for her voice to change. Also at this point its best for her to continue saving her voice by not trying to sing all of her songs 100% live ( Celine Dion) , shes not a robot, look for instance Adele hasn’t toured massively therefore she won’t damage her voice . Mariah reaches extremely high and difficult notes so its best she doesn’t damage her voice by doing them live a thousand times, for it will allow her to continue creating magic in the studio, cause let’s be clear, studio can help you sound better but you still have to sing …and it definitely wont make sound like MARIAH PHUCKING CAREY. ^^

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Yes, that is very true. I guess I should start saying “Mariah Carey cannot sing like she USED to be able to do” from now on. You do have a point. The studio CANNOT GIVE YOU A VOICE. You still have to bring some type of tone & vocal personality to the studio. But, Mariah Carey’s belting notes are very enhanced. She sings those notes threw a FIXED studio mic that corrects messed up notes. Britney Spears, Madonna, Janet & many more artist have been using this trick for years. Mariah started doing this AFTER she DAMAGED her voice from excessive singing during her prime years…
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMfZXd2XcKo

      • lambily May 22, 2014

        I don’t believe what your saying @Stephy your just pressed if studio magic could work, everyone would have 5 Octaves you just PRESSED because Bey COULD NEVA! Mariah most likely got 14 hours sleep, some warm green tea and honey before she hit studio, girl… Come again———->NEXT

      • HOTSTUFF May 22, 2014

        wow that video is very interesting ! l believe she uses this to make her sound better after damaging her voice like you said, its even obvious on some songs, like the whistles at the end of ‘Beautiful’ she kinda sound like a robot lol but as a singer Mariah is definitely not on Madonna, britney, janet’s level tho…

  10. FLOPSTER May 22, 2014

    Oh look it’s Free Willy

    • Sam Loves Rihanna May 22, 2014

      Your tits are Free Willy,

  11. Yonce May 22, 2014

    She looks so tired sorry im not interested.

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Music >>> Looks… Just saying…

  12. rihanna RUNS THE GAME May 22, 2014

    Can someone tell me where NICKI has charted?

    • Rima May 22, 2014

      I heard her song isn’t even top 20 iTunes lol

  13. Rosie May 22, 2014

    This picture would’ve worked in the 90s, but not now.

    • Applause May 22, 2014

      *Searching For West Coast On The Charts*

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        It’s currently over 500 spots above your fave’s current single, sweetie.

      • Applause May 22, 2014

        Dead your comparing a 3rd single to a 1st? Lmao the struggle lets compare Applause & West Coast shall we? kiii

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Just like you’re comparing a single with no promo or airplay to a generic EDM “smash” with a big budget video, multiple televised performances, and 30 million AI on radio.
        We can change the subject to 2 year old BTD still being 120+ spots above Chartflop as of today if you like.

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Bitxh, hush! Lana Del Botox is a certified flop! Rosie, didn’t you praise Mariah’s catalog a few months back but now your “Moo this” & “Moo That”… When you stan for a chick that will age like SPOILED MILK & WILL NOT be HERE (probably DEAD from an overdose) in 20 years after her debut.

      • Applause May 22, 2014

        ahaha yes Stephy drag that bipolar b**** Rosie

      • Mimi Carey May 22, 2014

        Dead @Stephy you just snatched @Rosies dollar store wig 🙁

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Weren’t you just praising my fave too not that long ago? You’re crazier than S****** in 2007.

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        Please REFRESH my memory of praising your fav! I NEVER praised shittttttt by Lana Del Botox…

      • Del Bey May 22, 2014

        You have bi-polar stephy, you are a flip flop
        and a mentally unstable stan, nothing you say
        is valid heaux

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        @Del Bey… GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYE!

    • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

      So i guess Rosie scared of stephy lol she’s on HUSH MOOD!

      • Del Bey May 22, 2014

        to bad it’s not 1999 coz then at least you’d have
        and excuse to talk, britney is staler than Katy
        perrys vocals, you have no ground to talk, like
        who stans for Brit in 2014?!

  14. Applause May 22, 2014

    This album has better material on it than Born to die Beyonce & unapologetic. Slay mimi even tho that pic isn’t all that.

  15. MC! May 22, 2014

    The picture is not even that bad!!! Everyone photoshops and Sam like to post pictures but has yet to give a review on the album itself because everyone is giving great reviews on it. Sam is a shook one! And talk about how Beyoncé and jay tour tickets sales are down 15%

    • Prismatic May 22, 2014

      Gabby is much prettier and confident than Moo.

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        Correction: Gabby is much BIGGER & POORER than MC…

      • Applause May 22, 2014

        Im sure Rosie and prismatic look just like gabby two ugly fat b******!

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        No need to correct anything I said. Gabby exhumes confidence and she’s always working. She’s never shady to her counterparts nor is she insecure about the right side of her face! Werk Precious! Show your lessor costar how it’s done!

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        Chile, Gabby (Precious) HAVE to be confident & nice! She cannot afford to be any other way…

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        I think you meant HAS, q****. Gabby doesn’t have to be anything but black and a human being. She could teach Insecuriah a few things. 😉

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYE!

  16. Prismatic May 22, 2014

    Messriah needs to hang it up. Don’t free willy, free Mooriah!

    • Mimi Carey May 22, 2014

      Birthday still flopping sis?

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        Where are any of Mariah’s songs on the charts sis?

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Girl bye, you stan for Rihanna’s lesser…

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        LMAO!!! Joke of the day! Are you Kevin Hart, q****? Katy will surpass that thing within a year or two. You tried it.

      • Lovebird May 22, 2014

        Let’s start with, call me when Basic Perryola wins a Grammy.

    • Lovebird May 22, 2014

      Coming from a Basic Perryola fan; gurl you’re not even allowed to have an opinion.

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        Katy will receive a Grammy next year for the work she WROTE herself. Doesn’t sound too familiar, eh?

      • Lovebird May 22, 2014

        Don’t you mean a Kids choice award because we all know nobody takes that b**** seriously.

        And besides, writing nursery rhymes and jingles is not hard.

    • lambily May 22, 2014

      You must be 10 🙂 Katy needs new vocal chords plus… Not everyone likes to look like a toothbrush like Hurricane Katherina Peryola. Maybe if she would change her looks and sound sometimes, she would get more personal attention and not for those saccharine payola singles, ew. Mimi is rich she can slim down in 2weeks, rewind and come again——————->NEXT

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        Throwbackriah in 1995 > Katy
        Katy in 2008-Present >>>>> Cowrey.
        FIN.

    • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

      You stan for the poor mans Britney spears bye b****.

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        I don’t entertain stans of heavily sedated hasbeens.

  17. Lovebird May 22, 2014

    Serving beached whale realness; never have I seen so much photoshop struggle since Beyonce’s Time magazine porno.

    I LOVE the album though.

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Eww…

  18. Britney Stan May 22, 2014

    Katy Brats aren’t wanted here you guys are a joke like your fav

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      Don’t you stan for a zombie though?

      • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

        & Don’t you stan for a depressed alcoholic though?

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        A heavily sedated hasbeen mess. No one takes 1999ney seriously.

      • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

        No one takes Katy seriously she 30 years old singing radio disney songs she won’t have the longevity that Britney has had same goes for Lana.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        At least Lana has her rights. Is S****** off her conservatorship yet?

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        Absolute death @ Rosie!!!!!!

  19. Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

    Screaming at it trying to come for Mariah when “Me. I am Mariah……” is 9582152140 times better and will have more impact than Born To Botox.

    And screaming at it occupying TGJ more than Wall Street when it should be perched on iTunes trying to help WC get back on the charts.

    Kiiiii

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      Billboard 200:
      62. Lana Del Rey – Born To Die
      180. Lady Gaga – Artpop

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        Let’s compare The Fame and Born To Botox shall we??

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Cling to 2009, as always. You’re only just proving how far Fad has fallen.

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        Cling to a 3 year old album that took 2 years to go platinum in the US.. Shows how irrelevant Drunk Rey is.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Yet Chartflop had been out for over six months and is still nowhere close to 2 million worldwide. Kii. BTD was well past two million with no US support and Fad is about to get outsold by the Arctic Monkeys like she already has in every country except the US and Japan.

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        Kiiii at the delusion. Artpop is only 6 months old and is pass 700k, it will be platinum by November. It took BTD 2 years to go platinum. That is the kiii if you ask me

    • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

      Did you see Stephy drag the s*** outta Rosie? lol

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        I cried lol

  20. Britney Stan May 22, 2014

    B**** i SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS

    Stephy Tha Lambily Replied: May 22nd, 2014 at 11:14 am Bitxh, hush! Lana Del Botox is a certified flop! Rosie, didn’t you praise Mariah’s catalog a few months back but now your “Moo this” & “Moo That”… When you stan for a chick that will age like SPOILED MILK & WILL NOT be HERE (probably DEAD from an overdose) in 20 years after her debut.

    • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

      DEAD!!!!!!!!

      • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

        Stephy left the scary c*** speechless.

    • OMG Logic! May 22, 2014

      DEATH!!! Is it possible to be THIS tone deaf?

  21. Rosie May 22, 2014

    Is S****** Stan going to just cling to that one Stephy post since it doesn’t know how to come up with anything on its own? Like fave, like stan.

    • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

      Are you pressed that Stephy dragged you and you didn’t have s*** to say lol Mariah and Britney are legends something Lana will never be.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        LMAO no one cares about S****** anymore. Only loose bottom gays still know she’s alive.

      • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

        Obviously no ones care for lana anymore either seeing as though West coast flopped harder than I Luh You papi.

      • Prismatic May 22, 2014

        And what did Work B*tch and Perfume do? Has S****** Jean sold 300K yet?

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Didn’t Perfume do worse?
        Has S****** Jeans outsold Closer to the Truth by Cher yet?
        Is S****** anything more than a C-list casino tribute act?

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Honestly, I got no hard feeling towards you. I’ve never even really reply’d to you like that. Anyways, peace!

  22. Britney Stan May 22, 2014

    So Rosie clinging to Katy Brats now

    • Prismatic May 22, 2014

      How is she clinging to us? She’s simply dragging you for coming for HER fav. You’re about as dumb as 1998ney.

      • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

        Rosie has to cling to yall now since Lana is flopping on her 2nd era already so embarrassing

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      F** I never even mentioned Katy. Go buy S****** Jeans so it can at least outsell Cher’s album.

  23. Prismatic May 22, 2014

    At this point Britney is a vegetable. Does her brain even work anymore?

  24. MariahIsMusic1 May 22, 2014

    Heavenly >>>

  25. Britney Stan May 22, 2014

    @Fagmatic get at me once Katy makes some impact.

    • Prismatic May 22, 2014

      Impact has already been made. 5 #1s from ONE album. When has, or when will 1998ney?

  26. Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

    Screaming at it going to Billboard and finding the positions for Artpop and BTD, but I am more interested in knowing WHERE IS WEST COAST ON THE BB100???? 😀

    • Britney Stan May 22, 2014

      Sis that new album gonna flop so bad im excited to see the train wreck

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        It will do better than 108K.

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        @Britney. I’m ready for the meltdown from the one stan Lana has. It will be epic

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      Where is Fad? Death at Chartflop already getting ready to fall off the charts faster than Interscope removed West Coast from iTunes.

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        But where is Flop Coast on the BB100 though? I’m still waiting

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Not there but it’s currently above every Fad song on iTunes!

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        Not there???? CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Tell me why Artpop’s first single (Applause) stayed longer on the BB100 than UltrFLOP’s first single??

  27. MariahIsMusic1 May 22, 2014

    “Cry” is unbelievable

  28. Overdose May 22, 2014

    Dead at this Lana/ Rosie dragging.

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      Still not as brutal as the way Cedric dragged her child’s “Future” when he named it.

      • Overdose May 22, 2014

        Dont be mad at me because everyones dragging you by your pussyhairs

  29. Rosie May 22, 2014

    S****** Stan talking about clinging when it’s currently Fake’s personal d*** sucker.

  30. Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

    Even tho Mariah lost her voice, she still gives the LORD his praise! “Heavenly” makes me cry. This is why I stan for her even threw that shittiest times in her career. Her music touches me like no other female. Yea, LOVEBIRD! Mariah does have some dumb ass payola’d songs but if your a REAL MC fan! You know her best songs are the one’s that are NOT popular.

  31. Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

    “I Wish You Well”

    This goes out to you and you and you
    You know who you are

    Hmm hmm hmm
    When glory days turn to stormy nights
    You must have been so petrified
    Didn’t you, didn’t you feel so cold
    You against the world in a losing fight
    Captive of your demons inside

    So you sought an enemy
    (I’m not your enemy. He lives in you, you know it’s true)
    Like times before to mock ignorantly
    (But the Lord said love, love your enemy so just…)
    Take heed to the Word it’s time
    Check Proverbs 19:29
    Don’t cry

    I wish you well
    I wish you well
    I wish you well

    I truly wanted solidarity
    Still wearing my blinders back then
    (So much I didn’t see)
    I weep for what I dreamed we all could be
    I’ll keep you in prayer till the end

    Still bruised, still walk on eggshells
    Same frightened child, hide to protect myself
    (Can’t believe I still need to protect myself from you)
    But you can’t manipulate me like before
    Examine first John chapter 4 verse 4

    And
    I wish you well
    I wish you well
    I wish you well

    Be strong in the Lord and power of His might

    If my shows of gratitude are miniscule
    Inside your mind, sorry
    (I’m so sorry, please forgive me)
    There’s only so much I can do I love you and did all that I could

    Maybe when you’re cursing me
    You don’t feel so incomplete
    But we’ve all made mistakes
    Felt the guilt and self-hate

    I know you’ve been there for me plenty
    Maybe still got love for me
    But let him without sin cast the first stone brethren
    But who remains standing then
    Not you not I see Phillipians 4:9
    (Put it into practice and the God of Peace will be with you)

    So
    I wish you well
    I wish you well
    I wish you well

    (He who the Son sets free is free indeed)
    No weapon formed against me shall prosper
    Surely God is my salvation
    I will trust and not be afraid
    The Lord, the Lord is my salvation
    I will trust in Him
    Yes, I know that I know that I know that I know

    But I have had God’s help to this very day
    And so I stand here and testify
    To small and great alike
    So the more you curse me
    The more you’re blessing me
    The Word said it
    Love your enemies

    Do good to those who curse you
    Pray for those who mistreat you
    Psalms 129:2
    They have greatly oppressed me from my youth
    But they have not gained victory over me
    (In Jesus’ name)

    I wish you well

    He that keeps his mind state on the Lord
    He will keep them in perfect peace

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOH_Tj5xtMg

  32. Little Monsters Brazil!!! May 22, 2014

    LMAOOO

  33. Rosie May 22, 2014

    Global iTunes Artist Ranking:
    28. Lana Del Rey (with flop single and two year old album)
    42. Lady Gaga
    140. Britney Spears

  34. Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

    Lady GaGa’s Monster Ball – $227m
    Lana’s 2k venue tour – ??????

    • H2O May 22, 2014

      The Mrs. Ticketmaster Show – $229.7 million, 132 dates from 69 cities
      _
      Just a reminder :mrgreen:

  35. Overdose May 22, 2014

    Who would want too see Lana live? i guess if you are deaf you wouldn’t mind. @Cake

    • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

      Sis, that’s why the bish is only doing 2k venues. No one wants to see a mess like her in concert.

      • Overdose May 22, 2014

        i rather see Gaga live than Lana atleast Gaga is talented unlike the trash you stan for Rosie.

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      Too bad her tour sold out in a hour. Can Cedric afford to tour Olive Gardens?

      • Overdose May 22, 2014

        How much are Lanas tickets 2 dollars? Bye Ciara is a more bigger artist then Lana who can’t even stay on the hot 100 for more than a week #DownOnTheFlopCoast

  36. Lovebird May 22, 2014

    Hello Katy Tour
    TOTAL 69,577 / 76,485 (91%) $1,508,092

    Kiiiiiii

  37. H2O May 22, 2014

    WW iTunes album chart
    _
    65. Lana Del Rey – Born to Die – Paradise Edition
    66. Lady Gaga – ARTPOP
    _
    I love Stephani, but I need one of his stans to explain this for me … Thanks!

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      Kii and BTD came out almost two years beforehand. Not to mention how it’s higher than Chartflop on the OFFICIAL charts in almost every market.

    • Lovebird May 22, 2014

      And after that, someone should explain those 2K venues.

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        Right??? I will wait

  38. Del Bey May 22, 2014

    Gaga has officially been exiled from the publics love, although it took 4 years the public is
    realising their mistake in investing in a woman who calls herself
    ‘gaga’ GAGA IS DONE DUSTED AND SIX FEET UNDER

    “your career? DEAD ghostbuster”

    • Overdose May 22, 2014

      Oh look Rosie switched to her other troll account.

      • Del Bey May 22, 2014

        to bad ciara didn’t overdose, it might have gained
        her some promo for that flop album

      • Overdose May 22, 2014

        Isn’t Lana the drug addict im sure she’ll be overdosing in the next couple of years bye Rosie.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Lana has been sober for over a decade now! Meanwhile you should be worrying about Cedric not being left for baby momma #17 and becoming another statistic.

  39. Del Bey May 22, 2014

    Anyone that stans for potato spears in 2014 shall not
    be taken seriously

  40. Rosie May 22, 2014

    F*** still think I’m Del Bey or any other Lana stan? I don’t make other accounts like most of you.

    • Overdose May 22, 2014

      We know its you del bey lol you are so pathetic its sad.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        No I’m not. But stay deluded!

  41. Lovebird May 22, 2014

    So you sell 4.6 million and are doing 2K venues? Such self dragging though.

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Have you seen Lana Del perform LIVE?! She is NOT ready to perform at stadiums & arena’s yet. She needs to warm up with smaller crowds first…

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        She’s already been doing arenas, though.

      • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

        Chile, the 985625582 excuses

      • Lovebird May 22, 2014

        Should I be impressed by 9K venues when there are 2K venues attached to her tour after bragging about sales of 4.6 million?

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        How is a picture of Lana’s sold out arena at Montreal an excuse?

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        Only a few of those venues are that small, though? The majority of them have capacities similar to the ones stans always like to brag about (at least 7K).

  42. Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

    Screaming at it trolling now and using its other accounts.

    It still needs to explain to me though why Artpop’s first single stayed longer on the BB100 than UltraFLOP’s first single.

    • Del Bey May 22, 2014

      you do a lot of screaming b****, what? shocked at the rapid decline that is your fav, after gaga being the most overexposed artist from 2008-2010 and lana literally flying under the radar, you want to compare a clown wearing b**** to the dark horse that is lana, Take CPR lessons cake because someone’s gotta revive gagas career, Dw about lana boo

    • H2O May 22, 2014

      Lana is still young and less than 3 years into her career, she still has a lot of time and chances to prove her underestimated touring power if she wants.

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      So you mean she’ll go down as a legend who influenced many of today’s current singers?

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        Yea, sure! Legend Del Rey sounds pretty nice… While, six feet under…

  43. Lovebird May 22, 2014

    Not Lana fans clinging to BTD (which is the only thing they can cling too and has been done countless times before) when Lana is doing 2K venues and West Coast (which they should be buying) is pretty much a lesser to Body Party (which charted longer).

    All the Lana fans need to SIT down and purchase West coast.

    • Me. I am Cake like Lady GaGa May 22, 2014

      Here are some seats for them sis —-> _/ _/ _/ _/ _/

    • Del Bey May 22, 2014

      Lana is NOT a mainstream artist! let me repeat, her music is of an AQUIERD taste, she doesn’t make pop, r&b or rap music she has a loyal and individual fan base YET she still outsells all your favs albums like a dark horse, ULTRAVIOLENCE will go on to sell another 5mill WW and outsell your lessor favs.

  44. Rosie May 22, 2014

    I still want to know why Fagbird is trying to come for Lana when it bandwagon we for a few months after So Legit leaked?

    • Mimi Carey May 22, 2014

      But you were stanning for Gaga when you first came to this site.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        I jumped ship before Applause was even announced.

  45. Lovebird May 22, 2014

    Del Bey Replied:
    May 22nd, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    she has a loyal and individual fan base YET she still outsells all your favs albums like a dark horse, ULTRAVIOLENCE will go on to sell another 5mill WW and outsell your lessor favs

    Oh and this fanbase just conveniently forgot to purchase West Coast? Some loyal fanbase.

    Lana fans ALWAYS have excuses. Oh and BTD sold 4.6 million honey.

    • Del Bey May 22, 2014

      Erm songs that go to number one are usually MAINSTREAM pop songs, West Coast is hardly a crossover songs, it’s clearly lana doing what she does best and not writing for radio like that pop generic b**** riherpes, lana is an underdog to all your favs and yet she is still shitting on yall loool

      • Lovebird May 22, 2014

        My fav actually goes #1 EVERYWHERE and is doing STADIUMS and not 2K venues.

        Lana needs to explain how Lorde can score a #1 hit with the same type of music and she(Lana) cannot.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        And yet with two top ten hits and all those album sales in the US she’s doing ballrooms with a capacity of less than 1K.
        Royals is also much more radio friendly than every Lana single.

  46. Del Bey May 22, 2014

    and DEATH at these little faggits clinging to me being a Rosie troll account, what? does Rosie burn tall that much you cling to her needing two accounts to drag, Rosie has dragged each and every one of you and I look forward to seeing much more of it, I’m DEL BEY and I’ll drag on my own kii

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      It’s sad how these desperate blog gays cling to me and try to put me down. I am the dark horse of TGJ, just like Lana is the dark horse of pop music I guess.
      My Fan Club list has been rapidly growing for the past few months or so.

      • Del Bey May 22, 2014

        It’s true Rosie, keep doing what you do, I’m a gay male but I’m not as bitchy as these messy f***, I’m cut above these icky f***

  47. Mimi Carey May 22, 2014

    Thought this was a Mariah post not a Lana drag fest

  48. Rosie May 22, 2014

    !!!
    Dead at them comparing a psychedelic rock-influenced track to their fave’s radio filler, generic, basic tracks. Lana does not care. She’s the one who’s actually “music not the bling,” unlike Fad who had a legitimate meltdown when Applause/Chartflop underperformed.

  49. Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

    Not LoveBird, talking about “Should I be impressed by 9K venues” like he some multi-millionaire artist selling out stadiums with 2 Diamond albums under HIS belt. lol N*****, ain’t nobody trynna or gotta impress your ass.

  50. Lovebird May 22, 2014

    @Del Bey,

    I’m looking forward to reading your excuses once Ultraviolence FLOPS.

    • Del Bey May 22, 2014

      Oh but it won’t flop, it will consistently sell over a years period, how da fuq you think I get my ammo, because my fav sold 5mill ww

      • Lovebird May 22, 2014

        I will quote you on this once those first week sales roll in.

        In the meantime, you can go help your fav out by buying West coast.

      • Del Bey May 22, 2014

        @Shirbird, lana sold like 77k first week with BTD, do I need to remind of the current sales of BTD, and keep clinging to west coast like Rihanna clings to d***.

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        It will definitely do more than BTD’s first week.

  51. H2O May 22, 2014

    Lana is still young and less than 3 years into her career, she still has a lot of time and chances to prove her underestimated touring power ..

    • LOL May 22, 2014

      Stephy’s gay ass still praying for you tho… hahahahahah lol

    • Lovebird May 22, 2014

      But 4.6 million albums sold and bragging about how global she is and yet 2K venues though.

    • FutureCIARA May 22, 2014

      GORL LLAM BEEN OUT SINCE 2004, STOP YOUR LIES!!!! THAT BITTCH IS WELL OVER 10YEARS INTO HER CAREER!!!

  52. IStanForYourFav May 22, 2014

    This is a pretty picture of Mimi. The most important thing though is the music. This is something that MC has been missing for at least the last 9 years of her career. While TEOM was/is a phenomenal album, she followed up with records that are more about production not her voice AND production. While both had songs like Ribbon, For The Record, The Impossible, and I Wish You Well, they lacked the focal point of her entire career… HER VOICE! May claim that (like Stephen and other haters) that she can’t sing anymore, but that’s the case. As mentioned before, the studio can’t give a voice, it can only pitch perfect your vocals and change keys. Mariah’s range is still thrre. (See I Want to Know What Love Is), it’s only the powerful yet beautiful chest voice that has changed. What I’m personally happy to see is that she went back to what made her famous (f*** the Payola, image, Tommy, haters, critics, and etc, her true talent. I will be getting the album no matter how much Photoshop they used on those 2 year old pixies. She finally did it. I cried while listening to the stream of thealbum and iI’m SPEECHLESS.

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Stephon baby, not Stephen…

  53. IStanForYourFav May 22, 2014

    Damn what did Lana do to everyone here? Literally every comment is a drag to her.

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      They’re bitter. My impact on this site is real.

  54. Applause May 22, 2014

    Album: BEYONCÉ
    #42 United States
    LMAO remember the FleaHive saying it wasnt gonna be frontloaded

  55. H2O May 22, 2014

    WORLDWIDE
    13. Beyoncé – BEYONCÉ

    • Teacher May 22, 2014

      Oh so WW is important now? Ok Gotcha! Lemme know when it changes back to this US>>WW

      • H2O May 22, 2014

        I never claimed otherwise.

  56. Mango Mania May 22, 2014

    Why is Katy Perry outselling beyonce tho Fag20?

    • H2O May 22, 2014

      “Spirm” still hasn’t outsold “Beyonce” so far so … until it actually does, remain seated.

  57. Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

    Frozen (Soundtrack): 2014 (2,600,000+) USA & (5,000,000+) Worldwide…

  58. Rosie May 22, 2014

    @Del Bey
    What do you think UV’s first week will be? She might be blocked by Linkin Park but I think 125-150K is a definite lock and not bad at all considering how horribly this era has been handled so far.

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      Not to mention album sales are an absolute m e s s right now.

    • Del Bey May 22, 2014

      I agree 100-150k first week, and you’re right, the promo could of been a lot tighter but she has built a fan base she will excel this era

      • Rosie May 22, 2014

        All she needs to have is a few commercials to let the basic Tumblr poser white 15 year olds know it’s out and they’ll have their iTunes cards ready.
        I think it’ll be a tight race. The delusional bottoms on this site will try to drag her regardless but if she can do that much in this sales climate it’ll be great.

  59. Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

    FROZEN is the best selling album of this entire year so far! DEAD! Pathetic ass DYING music industry!

  60. Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

    Adele’s “21” Album Sales WHAT KINDA SLAYAGE! Yall favs gonna die when she returns. Rihanna better watch her wig during RIHvember…
    WW: 28,000,000[26]
    UK: 4,700,000[27]
    AUS: 1,030,000 [28]
    CAN: 1,394,000[29]
    IRE: 270,000[30]
    US: 10,900,000

    • H2O May 22, 2014

      My fav has nothing to worry about, as her $230M+ tour will ensure her a 4th year ahead of Adele of Forbes highest-paid list … :mrgreen:

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        UGHHH! Now, who told yo ass to reply to me! I’m praying for your stinky self…

  61. H2O May 22, 2014

    Honey, even Beyonce was singing in intimate music halls in NYC, 2 years later she had the 20th biggest tour of all time, so Lana’s venues being “2k” or whatever doesn’t make any sense really …

    • Rosie May 22, 2014

      IKR. The self-drag when it’s her first American tour and most artists (including their own faves) do venues even smaller than Lana’s smallest. Yet they don’t want to mention the multiple large venues/arenas she did in Europe last year.

  62. Del Bey May 22, 2014

    don’t even talk about queen b you f***, who was it that SWORE she would flop this era? own up c****

  63. Mark111 May 22, 2014

    From what i heard, i may have to buy this album. The (studio) Voice!

    • IStanForYourFav May 22, 2014

      Why do you hate Mariah so much??

      • H2O May 22, 2014

        I don’t think he hates her, he just has a problem with her stans. Same with Bey, he was one of the most positive ones here and always gave her credits but her stans are just horrible.

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      Since 1997…

  64. Teacher May 22, 2014

    Her shadow is bigger than her in the pic oops! Her album slays tho!

  65. FutureCIARA May 22, 2014

    You girls are such a kii……

  66. FutureCIARA May 22, 2014

    Is @Stephy still praying for @H2O’s family?????

    • Applause May 22, 2014

      what do you think about the whole thing? i think Sam should do something about them we don’t need no f****** terrorist Arabs in here! Pharoah royalty left and terrorist2O needs to do the same tbh

      • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

        SPEAK DAT TRUTH!

    • Stephy Tha Lambily May 22, 2014

      YOU KNOW I AM GURL! …

  67. FutureCIARA May 22, 2014

    GORL LLAMA BEEN OUT SINCE 2004, STOP YOUR LIES!!!! THAT BITTCH IS WELL OVER 10YEARS INTO HER CAREER!!!

    —–
    STOP THESE LIES AND RUMORS SAYING SHE IS ONLY 3YEARS FRESH……

    —–
    GIRL I CANNOT!!!

  68. Touché May 22, 2014

    It looks nice especially with the night sky in the background.

  69. RihIcon(Navy Comm) May 22, 2014

    When are Katy’s fans gonna learn to have a seat? Like that b**** is the worst girl out right now , she can’t compare to the supreme songbird, ice jj fish is more of a peer for her

    ON TOPIC
    MARIAH LOOKS GOOD (PHOTOSHOP OR NOT). & this album slays(whether it sells or not)

  70. Me, Not You May 22, 2014

    This looks so much better than that overly photoshopped album cover. I don’t know why she did that in the first place. She’s a pretty woman.

  71. Me, Not You May 22, 2014

    Her new album is wonderful. A true masterpiece. It’s getting great reviews too. I love Dedicated Ft. Nas, Make It Look Good Ft. Stevie Wonder, You don’t Know What To Do Ft. Wale, Cry and Meteorite. Meteorite is my favorite.

  72. Me, Not You May 22, 2014

    Me. I Am Mariah 8.5 out of 10. It’s a great album.

  73. Applause May 22, 2014

    Vote this comment up if you want Terrorist2O to leave TGJ, vote down if you don’t

  74. JOHNVIDAL (Iconic chanteuse is coming) May 22, 2014

    I love how everybody is loving the album. Yaaasss girl! It´s amazing. Can´t wait to purchase my physical copy.

  75. RihIcon(Navy Comm) May 22, 2014

    I think faded should be the next single

  76. SLAYRIAH CAREY (TOUR DE FORCE) May 22, 2014

    Death @ this post though. This is a Mariah post I don’t understand why Lana and her fans are getting dragged. Oh well. The Elusive Chanteuse is #4 on Australian iTunes.

  77. kelly kelly dragged a village goat May 22, 2014

    Mess! Mariah posts really rakes in everyone. I think this will be the first mariah album I purchase 😀
    And the lana drags were on point and fresh lovebird, cake, applause, lol and britney.
    Why is a basic perry stan having an opinion on mimi though?
    NOBODY is threatened.
    Untill the clown with big balloons wins a Grammy,
    Take your seat in katy’s empty tour

  78. Jordan May 26, 2014

    Your faves nightmare on Carey street

    One two Mariah’s coming for you three four better shut your door. Five Six glue that wig on quick. Seven eight better warn your fave. Nine ten hope your fave enjoyed their fifteen minutes cause their career’s about to end.

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