Some slid down walls and rocked themselves in corners while others rejoiced in the streets at news of pop superstar Beyonce’s unexpected album release.
Indeed, the self-titled set, available exclusively on Itunes, has quickly transitioned from a mere album release to a global event – taking over every junction of news and social media outlets in the mere two hours since its unveiling.
And, while many-a-faithful #Beyhive enrollee regain composure after the surprise album drop from the ‘Single Ladies’ singer, one such member is finding himself the subject of much chatter with his arguably overly emotional response to the news.
Reminiscent of the famed Chris Crocker‘s ‘Leave Britney Alone’ plea, tuck in below for what has been the source of laughter for some, but debate-catalyzing concern for others. It’s soon to be a meme-maker’s field day:
See other hilarious fan responses below:
BEYONCE SHUT THIS S*** DOWN.
SHE CHANGED THE GAME. THESE B****** TALKED ABOUT HOW THEY WERE CHANGING IT AND BEYONCE JUST DID IT. SHE IS THE #1 CHICK SHE DON’T NEED NO HYPE. DO YOU SEE WHY THEY CALL HER KING? WHY YOUR FAV STANS FOR HER?
I WISH A F A G G OT WOULD COME FOR HER! WHEN WILL YOUR FAV RELEASE AN ALBUM WITH VIDEOS WITHOUT ANY PROMO? WHEN WILL YOUR FAV?
NEVER YOU FITHY F A G S
WHO IS THE KING?
WHO IS THE QUEEN?
YA’LL HOMOSEXUALS SO WORRIED ABOUT #1 SINGLES. THIS B**** JUST CHANGED THE GAME. SHE 32 YEARS OLD AND STILL THE BADDEST IN THE GAME
YA’LL FAVS STILL DOING THE SAME THING “1ST SINGLE, PROMO, ALBUM, TOUR”
THIS B**** CHANGED THE GAME. YA’LL MESSED UP!!!!!
this b**** really changed the game…. GaGa and Mariah could never.
I have watched from the dark all year at you crazy little f*** but my silence has been broken, bey has delivered and taken the hair follicle right from your favs scalps, had high expectations for artpop and I was highly underwhelmed and now gags is crying into seashells because artpop has been officially denounced from the game
Bey didn’t deliver good on her new album online i expecting more from her i didn’t see where she coming from yes it an art and pop but will it be a hit? i think it will be a miss
How is the album?
Mariah has, Mariah is an icon
B respects mariah and mariah respects B
at the end they are in different lanes and both are great at what they do
NOW gaga katy riri or britney havent and most likely will never do what B just did
It is not that fawking serious. It never is. All you people need lives sooo bad if Beyonce is the bane of your existence. Its pathetic.
Beyoncé’s whole album is TRASH!!! Even the video’s failed me… Waits for her album sells. 🙁
This album SUCKS!!!!!!! It’s a throw-away album! Just Garbage!!!!!!!!
B**** your’re hella dumb. The album hasn’t even out long enough for you to come to the conclusion. Calm tf down!!!!
like, i’m with the hype.. i’m just as excited as the next b****. but what does any of this have to do with homosexuals, darling?
Beyonce, clearly, loves the gays.. you’re looking pretty trashy at the moment. just..just appreciate beyonce, and leave the “wig sntching” and “shade throwing” to her. and while you,re at it.. leave the homosexuals alone. they’re most of the reason beyonce is as recognized as she is.
ijs.
thanks. and tata for now.
QUEEN B!!! I’m so excited I can not wait eekkk
Can’t wait to hear this album ….
OMG!!
Even i gave that album a listen and was not impressed. I have a feeling that was supposed to be what she was going to release earlier this year now I can see why it never did. But for real though, these crazy a** stans are too dramatic and need to get a life.
It’s about damn time, now I need to gather a listen to see if she came with it this time 🙂
Check out “Dare” from new artist Marcel
http://youtu.be/UjNYIt2znVo
Personally I think it her most grown and best body of work
Since her debut album
Alot of people always say BEYONCE make childish music and or
Lyrics and she’s a performer not an artist
I feel this album will silence that (I am no stan just my opinion)
For me her debut was grown and an amazing album
Bday was amazing but had misses like beautiful liar
I am was a great moment Ie sales pop culture single ladies
But again that was not musically it was visually and songs like radio
And other songs were a step back
4 was a step forward musically (back sales wise)
This is again lyrically musically it’s grown
And I feel the subjects matters are grown she’s connected with the
Music this time so much more
9/10
Please, Mariah changed the game multiple times during her 23 year carreer. She doesn’t need that kind of hype anymore. Try again, thanks.
STFU!
NO HYPE MY ASSS! LOL
Bey is smart somehow ..
Releasing an album the way she did IS GOING TO CREATE HYPE, dump! .. Well, she can use her name for a moment!!
BUT, see you next week when she flops harder than Gaga
This hype is not going to live .. one week then bye
coz the album is WACKKKK #TRUTH #FACT #DEAL
4 >>>>>
So f****** sad.
The new album by beyonce is terribly killing my ear buds she sounds like a whinny cow cat I cannot believe she put this trash out . oh my gosh I need another Monica or jazmine Sullivan album this s*** beyonce calls music is trash compared to the late whitney.. Oh my gosh that ghost haunted illuminati song is garbage drunk is love is basic dump truck wed pickup
Beyonces self titled album is a waste of money. Her team bought most of the albums she won’t go diamond with this s** filled junk. This is trash not art .she still sells s** at 32 years old
Oh I forgot that none of these songs will be number 1 on the charts
Hey there, You have performed an incredible job. I’ll definitely digg it and in my view recommend to my friends. I’m sure they will be benefited from this website.
Chartres and Notre Dame had spoiled me on cathedrals, making me somewhat blas.
Since hybridity is inherent in the Surrealist state (somewhere between waking and sleeping), Surrealism was essential to the theoretical formation of
her N