As the release of JLS’ ‘Jukebox’ draws nearer, a new cut from the LP has surfaced in the form ‘Teach Me How To Dance’.
Produced by RedOne, the high-octane finds them group in familiar territory. See what we mean after the jump…
Though not offensive, the track is yet more cheese and grease. No musical nutrition in sight. A shame as the group have so much potential; potential which, 3 albums in, should have been realised by now. I mean you can even hear specks of it behind the busy production (see: Oritse and Aston trading runs towards the end). Yet when wrapped in so much production batter, the song becomes little more than the fodder they’ve been peddling for so long now. Sigh.
11 COMMENTS
hunni2nice
November 4, 2011 at 9:42 am
i love this song…replay on repeat
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Bey'knight
November 4, 2011 at 9:54 am
Sam u share my sentiment on these chaps perfectly. I had such high hopes….. smh
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Yo Mama
November 4, 2011 at 10:11 am
STOP TRYING TO MAKE US CARE ABOUT THESE f*****S!!! NO ONE IN THE US CARES…WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO MATTER SO IF THESE PUTOS AREN’T ANYTHING HERE THEY NEVER WILL BE!!!!
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Lalala
November 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
Um.. so they are all definitely gay correct? I’m sorry but they all look a little sweet here lol
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Lalala
November 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
More than a little sweet actually
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Haters Are Gone Hate, Talkers Are Gone Talk (BEY!)
November 4, 2011 at 10:42 am
that picture is soooooooo GAY!
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Haters Are Gone Hate, Talkers Are Gone Talk (BEY!)
November 4, 2011 at 10:46 am
They rush crappy albums, dress like OVERLY CAMP gays, pose like gays, make gay music and use FAR TOO MUCH auto tune. they irritate the hell outta me! you know a good song when it looks good on paper… ‘da-da-da-dance’ DOES NOT LOOK GOOD ON PAPER
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SHESDUMB
November 4, 2011 at 11:42 am
f*****S WITH A CAPITAL F!
AND THEY STOLE THAT COVER OF THEM ON BIKES FROM A PLAYSTATION 2 VIDEO GAME CALLED XGRA:http://videotekavizion.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/xgra-extreme-g-racing-association-ps2.jpg
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nicegirl
November 4, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Nothing new but rather catchy.
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riffraff
November 4, 2011 at 8:51 pm
LOL you guys are always putting these guys on blast. Hahahaha.
Back to the song, it is catchy, but I’d expect nothing less from a RedOne-produced song.
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dannyuk
November 4, 2011 at 9:54 pm
it’s perfectly fine for an album track.
i’m sick of the bitchy, homophobic, ignorant posts and comments on this 2-bit site. it’s disgusting. see this PROPER site for high quality blogging http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/oct/30/jls-x-factor-boy-band?newsfeed=true
which is very positive about the (multi-millionaire) boys.
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