Must See: ‘Machete Kills’ Movie Release Brand New Lady GaGa Scene

October 11th marks the spot for ‘Machete Kills‘, the brand new Robert Rodriguez flick boasting appearances from the likes of Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas and the trend setting entertainer that is Lady GaGa!

Starring as the fiery La Chameleon, today brought with a teaser from her role in the movie- giving just a little of what fans can expect to see when it drops in its entirety.

High speed glamour below…

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  1. NO September 13, 2013

    She died just like her dying career. poor dat.

    • Bobby September 13, 2013

      This is the SAME Lady Gaga who said she’d never do movies because she was strictly about music .. can it get any phonier???

      • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

        She also said she don’t wear fur ? right?

        Hello, she’s gaga, she’s lying as she’s breathing, that’s why I don’t trust her antics.

    • BITCHPLEASEEEEE September 13, 2013

      ROTFLMFAO

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  2. christinastherealtalent September 13, 2013

    Lets not pretend like this tacky heifa is the star of this movie. B**** has a small ass seconds long cameo playing a performer. Get over yourselves

    • Stop the drama Start the music September 13, 2013

      Lets not pretend like Xtina is a star of anything…

    • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

      Did you see her on the poster of the movie?

      A fly on the wall at best.

      • Stop the drama Start the music September 13, 2013

        Like Rihanna was of Battleshit? Bye b****….

  3. Lana the legend September 13, 2013

    She’s so ugly.

  4. IKNOWTHETRUTH September 13, 2013

    I forgot this was even still coming out.

  5. lady gaga and beyonce on my telephone(legz spread for justin bieber,eminem,j cole,drake and dr dre)mariah,ke$ha,victoria justice,aaliyah,tlc,lil kim and miley stan September 13, 2013

    i love gaga a lot but tha fur s*** is too much gaga,im a hindu and killing animalz is a really great sin especially if u do it just so u can have a nice coat,i love ya more than anything but tha fur thing makes me resent ya and bey when she wore those dumb shoes..dont kill animals baby but im gonna love ya till death,its my oath to ya

  6. Lana the legend September 13, 2013

    The girls are over her.

  7. Lana the legend September 13, 2013

    Im guna be a b**** & buy bionic on 11/11

    • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

      buy “lotus” too while you are at it.

      • Lana the legend September 13, 2013

        Haaa no thanks

  8. Slaydy Gaga September 13, 2013

    The women OF THE MOMENT!!!! Get it miss Germanotta, I want to see this shouty perry b**** in acting LOLZ

  9. Starships September 13, 2013

    And what is she getting from it? More importantly, what tf are you getting from it?

  10. Suicide Blonde September 13, 2013

    She can sing but can’t act…..Singers often have a problem trying to act….

    • NO September 13, 2013

      Like Mariah……………Glitter.

      • Suicide Blonde September 13, 2013

        Like Madonna…………Swept Away.

      • NO September 13, 2013

        Lets not forget Beyonce…………………………….Obsessed. ( Like her but acting was horrible)

      • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

        Glitter and Obsessed were Good, I don’t care, the Media won’t tell me what to like and what to not.

        Madonna can’t act……..usually Leos are Great at acting, but she doesn’t have it, was great in “Evita” tho.

      • Suicide Blonde September 13, 2013

        Glitter, Obsessed and many Madonna films are horrible, but neither Mariah or Beyonce can’t pull off a EVITA, Madonna proved herself with that role, she can act if she is really into the role, like she once said “I don’t think I’m a bad actress. I think I’ve been in a lot of bad movies” .

    • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

      Gaga didn´t seem like a bad actress in the Marry the Night video. It´s obviously too short to really know. But she could be better than Madonna and Beyonce as an actress.

      • Suicide Blonde September 13, 2013

        4 u she is better than everybody ESPECIALLY Madonna but call me when she has her EVITA film.

      • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

        She has not done a film yet. So we don´t know. Stop being pressed.

      • Suicide Blonde September 13, 2013

        I’m not pressed, is you that is calling her a better actress than Madonna and Beyonce, like you said, she has not done a film yet. So we don’t know.

      • JOHNVIDAL September 14, 2013

        I said “she could be better”, not that she is better, cos we don´t know. Struggle to find reasons to hate on talented artists is starting to make you look like a fool. Sorry.

  11. Starships September 13, 2013

    The struggle

  12. rih rox((…and so does Steve-O)) September 13, 2013

    Stupid b****! Such attention seeker, that better not be a real animal hanging off her….it does not only look disrespectful but cruel too. I think I can see a bow arrow marking.

  13. Tisha September 13, 2013

    That entire clip was the most ridiculous s*** I’ve ever seen.

    As for Gaga, what does it say about your acting when the teaser clip they release of you is you dying immediately?

  14. cake like lady gaga September 13, 2013

    The QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!

    Keeping TGJ gay trolls pressed since 2008

    😀 😀

  15. rih rox((…and so does Steve-O)) September 13, 2013

    Didn’t watch the video can’t stand her…..my hate for her gross each time I see her.

    • rih rox((…and so does Steve-O)) September 13, 2013

      *grows…. loooooooooooool!!!!

  16. rih rox((…and so does Steve-O)) September 13, 2013

    Was a comment deleted? Cause something strange is happening.

  17. Rowldawggggg September 13, 2013

    Lady gaga is so yesteryear.

    • SCHEISSETHRONED(GrapeJuiceKING) September 13, 2013

      If she is so yesteryear Why does she have more money than Rihanna, Katy, Britney? Bigger tours then all of them! Not even counting album and perfume sales. Applause is not doing well,,, BECAUSE people aren’t into dance music anymore! Britneys single will flop too!

      • ratedxxx(next broad) September 13, 2013

        she has more money than rihanna and katy..but britney, hell no..britney’s net worth is in the 200-300 million..

        britney’s perfume sales are in the billions, look it it up

        that’st why I give beyonce and her people the side eye when they claimed beyonce has the biggest perfume sales in the whole world..

        and yes gaga has made more money touring and album sales

        but gaga tours goes on for 2 years, britney tours for 6 months to a year..so whos going to make more money, touring for 2 years or touring for 6 months to a year?

      • ratedxxx(next broad) September 13, 2013

        good for gaga, branching out…i laugh when i see people come on here to bash her, I hate her, shes so ugly, she looks like a man, she’s a flop..

        and yet you guys comment on her post more than her own fans….

        you know you’re doing something right if you got bitter b****** commenting on all your post before any of her fans say anything..

      • I Will Adorn You September 13, 2013

        @Rated XXX is beyonce ever NOT in your brain when it comes to analyzing something in this site? Every comment there is 90% of the time some kind of reference ir shade to her? I can understand you not liking her (although your reasons are a but hypocritical since you like people who do the same) But damn…

      • I Will Adorn You September 13, 2013

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  18. Stop the drama Start the music September 13, 2013

    Y are ppl taking this seriously? It’s just a movie. Jeez. While this movie looks pretty violent and Gaga probably will be one of the bad guys it looks entertaining and promising. I don’t know if I will pay to see it tho.

    • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

      It will flop you know….

      and she will get some flack for that Fur. 😉

      • cici Slaaaays September 13, 2013

        f*** outta here

      • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

        You are all so damn delusional @pop
        This movie will do what it usually does. It has its fans, not me at all, and these movies are not quality. But it will do what they usually do Gaga being there or not. It won´t flop compared to other previous movies, this is a franchise. You are just trying to anticipate a flop and trying to attach her name to it when she won´t play a part on that success or lack of. I suppose you are one of those who think Battleship (a true flop, both commercially and critically) had its audience cos of Rihanna or several the movies Beyonce was in had its audiences thanks to her when they were going to do well or bad regardless since these women played it safe and were only secondary actors or the movie was a franchise. Few are brave (or folls) enough to debut in a movie completely attached to their name like Mariah or Whitney (and even Whitney had Kevin Costner´s help as the leading role)
        These women are just doing cameos, nothing serious, since they know they are not movie stars and are not good enough for it.
        You seem to not know how film industry works. I don´t blame you cos Sam seems to not know either.

      • Stop the drama Start the music September 13, 2013

        Just like Battleshit, b****.

  19. KELLY PRICE STAN September 13, 2013

    WHO?

  20. Mike September 13, 2013

    LLOOOLLL @ at the shooting bra and shooting penis… is this a COMEDY??

    • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

      a P***. 😉 😉

    • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

      Yes it is. Kind of.
      You people are so damn ignorant.

    • Stop the drama Start the music September 13, 2013

      It’s an exploitation film by Rodriguez.

  21. SCHEISSETHRONED(GrapeJuiceKING) September 13, 2013

    I respect Gaga for working her way up in acting! She ACTUALLY can act since she is a theater kid and went to School for Music & Theater. She landed lead rolls in Guys & Dolls and even made a camio in ‘The Sopranos’ you b****** really judging her acting off of a 4 second clip???

    This is why I call you pressed… SMH

    This girl could wipe her ass and yall would find a way to say shes over, or shes attention seeking.

    While Rihanna walks around with a c*** bag to her p**** and yall scream “Glory Hallelujah”

    CLEARLY SHE CONTINUES TO HAVE U PRESSED! *Walks Back Into Castle*

    • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

      I Know Stefani Is talented and all for “Theater”, We all know that s*** and I personally have followed her since She was after “Red&blue” and before the US knew about “Poker face” or “just dance”, so What’s next, you will tell us she’s ” Italian from New york” … WE KNOW THAT TOO.

      Most of Us have problem with HER, Not her Music or her art, which can be Mediocre sometimes, we have problem with her Ass thinking she’s some Icon while in reality she can’t be any further from that, and the way she’s talking highly of herself, OH GOD!!! Struggling at your 2nd album and flopping with the lead single off your third ? signs she’s over, right ?
      Even with gaga’s standard, she’s not doing so well.

      and Leave Rihanna out of your filthy mouth, and Speaking of that, shouldn’t you be working that at some glory hole to push “applause” to the “top” ?!
      Don’t Worry about ICONS who can get hits while in their sleep, worry about yours who got beaten by the most basic b**** in the game. 😉
      Castle ? Since when sand castles Became real ones? 😆

      happy Friday the 13. 😈

      • Lana the legend September 13, 2013

        Lmao read ha @popRoyal

      • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

        @pop
        If Gaga´s second album is a flop then Rihanna´s entire career (and damn she has tried it like 7 times already) is a f****** flop. You are so damn desperate lately. It´s sad sane people like @MC and @Dossome left for good (or that is what it seems)

      • The Boy Toy September 13, 2013

        I certainly wouldn’t mind if you followed their lead, sourpuss. ===>

      • Stop the drama Start the music September 13, 2013

        Didn’t read the essay tho….

      • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

        @Johnvidal:

        I said she struggled with her 2nd album, didn’t say it flopped.

        read carefully before replying to me. 😉

        and stop making it about Rihanna, don’t be childish, I can whip your ass for it, but then again I like you, so….

  22. SCHEISSETHRONED(GrapeJuiceKING) September 13, 2013

    Watch when ‘Work B****’ flops yall will have A WORLD OF EXCUSES!

    • Lovebird (Prism – 10.22.13) September 13, 2013

      At least we won’t have blowjobs to explain.

  23. POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

    “Sofia Vergara” Look Sexxxxxxxy As F*** Man, the way bullets came from her P**** … OMFG !!! 😯 can U imagine her on top or even Squirting, She’s S***, I’m turned on. 😀

    gaga was in this Video ? Where ?

  24. Lovebird (Prism – 10.22.13) September 13, 2013

    Who?????? I’ve never heard of her.

    • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

      The one you stalk 24 hours per day. Must be sad not having a job, classes, family or friends.

  25. Molly September 13, 2013

    The movie looks dumb as s*** pretty sure it will flop.

  26. cici Slaaaays September 13, 2013

    Gaga & Cici >>> lana rihanna xtina Britney etc

    • Lovebird (Prism – 10.22.13) September 13, 2013

      Gurl, stop lying.

      EVERYONE including their momma > Gaga and Beyonce.

      • Mya September 13, 2013

        Says who? You? BWAHAHAH Lovebird you mess.

  27. Lovebird (Prism – 10.22.13) September 13, 2013

    Samantha, Celine’s song is out if the iTunes top 100 even after her lip sync performance.

    • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

      Celine Dion sang her song twice on two American shows to date, both of them totally live. Seriously you stan for Beiber, Katy, Britney and Rihanna. LOL The f****** joke of the blog.

      • Lovebird (Prism – 10.22.13) September 13, 2013

        But they can all do more Creatively than Celine has ever done in her entire career. Plus Celine did not perform on those shows live, she lip synced.

      • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

        Ok you can´t tell the difference, it´s obvious. Celine lips a lot. If she didn´t she wouldn´t have any voice left, but those two tv performances were live, and in one of them she really sounded not good in the choruses. Things that happen when you sing live after more than 30 years of career. Like I said, you´re a joke. Those people can do more? Britney? lol She has written about the same amount of material as Celine, next to none. Yes Britney is in some credits but so is Celine. And don´t get me started with the rest.

      • Lovebird (Prism – 10.22.13) September 13, 2013

        That’s a lie and you know it. I’ve searched through Celine’s discography multiple times and she has never written nor co-written on any song, not even her French one’s. Celine is not on any writing credits.

      • JOHNVIDAL September 14, 2013

        Not that I´ve searched that much but she´s in the credits in a song from her xmas album for example. And even if she had none, the point is she was honest and never put her name there. Beyonce or Rihanna are fake enough to put theirs just cos they chose this or that, etc.

  28. Tallb September 13, 2013

    trash entertainer for trash movie haha

  29. JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

    So being in the top 5 of itunes for an entire month or more id flopping now? Ok lol
    Not that it matters the most, since talent and music is the most important thing. But that is not a flop. Seriously. Radio airplay dictates what people, mainstream, hear and buy as a consequence, so if a 2 or 3 songs have more airplay right now cos they are more fitting for radio and young audiences who buy itunes singles cos those songs are “cleaner” and had big radio deals, of course they are going to be above Gaga´s song. But top 5 for more than a month in sales is a hit.

    • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

      What do U mean i’m desperate ?

      I’m Just Stating my opinion.

      and you know what desperate is :

      posting a Tweet containing a YT Link to a playlist worth of 9 hours of “Applause” music video and telling your fans to retweet and play the music video.

      Desperate is Going Nude ” fully frontal nude” to sell a song.

      you will not call me desperate, K ?

      and “Applause” is a flop, Deal With it, at Least compare it to “Wrecking ball” or “Roar” and you will know it.

      I know you are Originally a Little monster, they way you stan for Stefani is amusing, so I’m not buying your “Burqa” . 😉

      • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

        You and @suicide are monsters, not me. Like I said many times before, I only know about the things TGJ or that other blog post about her, which is basically her new music or a special performance. I don´t follow her every move or her every concert like you both do. I have not even checked one single video from Born This Way tour. Yes I always defend her in this blog cos there are little supporters in here and she is just superior to her peers. Just that. She has talent, most of the other young gilrs barely have.
        Your constant hate is what is desperate. I think my comments are very clear, of course you always need to twist words. I don´t like that game. I like music and supporting talented artists.

      • Suicide Blonde September 13, 2013

        @John
        So if you don’t know….then you can’t say we are hating on her without reasons, she’s talented but that doesn’t mean she should be allowed to do certain things.

        young audiences who buy itunes singles

        That’s Gaga entire fanbase, young kids of 12 and 13 years old who can’t buy her single, instead they’re giving blowjobs fro free for someone else to buy it cuz they’re too young to use dad’s credit card, deal with it, I’m surprised at your denials, like c’mon man, you can’t be that blind.

      • POP ROYALTY (F*** Yeah Rihanna) September 13, 2013

        @johnvidal:

        you are free to be a little monster, I don’t care, and i said she’s talented, now where’s your problem ?

        I don’t buy her fake personality at alllllll, that’s it, and also i don’t call her desperate antics to get the GP’s attention “art”.

        and I won’t even discuss the “superior” point, you are her stan, i won’t waste my time, i like you as a supporter of old original divas more , that suits you more IMO, because you being a gaga stan and trying to call ppl who don’t drink the gaga aid “desperate” is not cool.

        and just because she has talent that won’t mean anyone should like her by default, it’s 2013, it’s all about the personality behind the make-up and “antics”, we are not in 90’s anymore !!!

        and I’m not a monster, I have always admitted being an EX-gaga fan, even before her fans knew about her, gaga “and stefani” was known internationally before being famous in US, you know that…..

      • JOHNVIDAL September 13, 2013

        Both of you are truly reductive. Same s*** everyday. Are you taking that blowjob thing seriously? What are you now? 15 years old girls like @lovebird? Thought you two were better and more mature. I don´t even know much about that thing you constantly talk about cos like I said I´m here for music, but how can you be so desperate to use that? So a Gaga fan did that… and that´s reason enough to downplay her??? Does that person represent a whole fan base with lots of different people in it? Do you know how many s**** or whores are among any of our faves fans? Or thieves? or women beaters? or murderers? Seriously.
        What a f****** dissapointment and absurd argument.
        I´m done with this. I´ll always support my faves like Mariah or Celine, and while I´m at it you can keep stalking this girl.

      • Suicide Blonde September 13, 2013

        @JOHN
        As usual you choose to not understand the point, you only see what you want to see darling, i’m here for the music too but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna make a blind eye to serious things that musicians shouldn’t do, what do you think about the billboard fiasco?, now that’s some of my point among a few others, that’s what i’m talking about, that’s why i can’t support her, for things like that, now you understand or are you gonna pretend you’re not.

  30. eric September 14, 2013

    Someone who shouts for peace and equality is now a hedonistic animal killer? Nice. The image up top is disgusting.

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