British Navy Fight Somali Pirates….With Britney Spears Music

Published: Thursday 31st Oct 2013 by David

Confused by the headline? Worry not, for you’d only be joining many a music lover scratching their heads at it this morning.

For, in news that’ll no doubt shock the general public, it has emerged that the British navy have employed a ‘unique’ tactic to deter Somalian pirates on Africa’s East Coast from attacking their ships.

Full story below…

Responsible for taking many a passing ship and their unsuspecting crew hostage, Somali pirates have now acquired a new found foe in the ‘Radar’ singer, whose music is blasted by the Navy to scare them away.

How it works?

Her songs were chosen by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most”, merchant Naval office Rachel Owens explains, “These guys can’t stand western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect. As soon as the pirates get a blast of Britney, they move on as quickly as they can.”

Their Pop fuelled strategy is unveiled a matter of weeks before the December 3rd release of Spears’ latest LP ‘Britney Jean‘, which features cuts penned by ‘Titanium‘ singer Sia and ‘Black Eyed Peas‘ frontman


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  1. Dastarkidd October 31, 2013

    LMFAO!!! I’m sure Britney is confused, a little offended, and honored all at the same time smh

    • Beautiful Riri October 31, 2013

      They should use Lady Gaga’s head as Gladiator helmet….


      • Kiiiiiiiiiiiii October 31, 2013

        thats vile…. lol

      • f-Artpoop October 31, 2013

        ……….and Gaga’s nose as machete !!!

        THE END

  2. war October 31, 2013


  3. shauwndapooh October 31, 2013

    They wouldve killed themselves listenung to justin b…. but that is very embassing

  4. NT October 31, 2013

    WOOOOOW that’s different

  5. JOHNVIDAL October 31, 2013

    I swear I heard this story years ago…

    • Xtinelera October 31, 2013

      Mariah’s music used to fight a mad cow disease …. 😆

      • *ℙᏫℙ ℝᏫᎩAℒᎿᎩ* October 31, 2013

        This supposed to be Funny ?

        Mariah’s Music is Legendary you Trolling Peasant and Everybody know This Fact, including her Fan: Christina Aguilera.

  6. Stephy Tha Lambily October 31, 2013


  7. Stephy Tha Lambily October 31, 2013

    This is a dumb post SAMS STAFF…

  8. Godney Relevant Spears October 31, 2013

    They should pay Britney royalties….

  9. cake like lady gaga October 31, 2013

    😀 😀 😀

    o-<–< *dead*

  10. I.D. October 31, 2013

    Dead news day, HUH?!?


  11. Molly October 31, 2013

    This story is old, yall late

  12. Explode B**** October 31, 2013

    BREAKING: Somali pirates fight British Navy with Gaga’s new single and it bomb !!!!


  13. Kimbella October 31, 2013

    sam, come on. how old is this story? please do better.

  14. Venus October 31, 2013

    The iconic ………Miss Britney Spears !!!!!


  15. beyawnce October 31, 2013

    Sam, slow news day?
    Please post about how rihanna’s north america and europe leg of DWT alone crosses $100 million.
    It’s a huge feat especially for the navy………….
    *sighs*, if only it was beyonce or gaga. Lol

    • HaHA! October 31, 2013

      Simply because what you’re saying isn’t true. R*****

    • *ℙᏫℙ ℝᏫᎩAℒᎿᎩ* October 31, 2013

      You Know you Won’t EVER see a Post Like That In Here. 🙄

      Because @Sam can not Accept Rihanna’s accomplishments, he is a Typical Biased Beyonce Stan After all. 😉

      and FYI: The Navy is So Confident In Rihanna, We don’t need a post in a blog to confirm It.

  16. Britney For U N October 31, 2013

    Nice, at least her music contributes something to humanity and mankind. Hail….

    • Lily GaGa October 31, 2013

      …..unlike Bey’s songs..only good for stripper joints in Vegas.

    • HaHA! October 31, 2013

      The music is being used to annoy people, by a horrible not even 10th ranked navy, and it’s doing good? You britney stans are so “positive”

  17. beyawnce October 31, 2013

    Meanwhile, Eminem and rihanna’s new single is slaying the charts

    • Lily GaGa October 31, 2013

      Don’t want her social disease. 🙁

  18. BeyIsKing October 31, 2013

    Y’all are bored.

  19. Xtina stan October 31, 2013

    S****** lipsyncears 🙁

    • DEM LESSORS October 31, 2013

      Christina sings like she has a d**** being shoved down her throat. Please let be civil!

      • GAGARULES October 31, 2013


  20. Lovebird (Britney Jean – 03.12.13) October 31, 2013

    Late shade Samantha.

  21. *ℙᏫℙ ℝᏫᎩAℒᎿᎩ* October 31, 2013

    I’m Here for The Comments Tbh, Y’all are funny as hell!


  22. HaHA! October 31, 2013

    What kind of weak ass navy, has to play music to get results?Just terrible, and they should have been ashamed to broadcast it lol

  23. DEM LESSORS October 31, 2013

    This story’s old now. Them closet homo’s in the navy obviously just want an excuse to listen to Brit Brit all day!

  24. GAGARULES October 31, 2013


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