Sarah Palin Promises To Sue Azealia Banks After Rapper Suggests She Film A SexTape

Published: Tuesday 5th Apr 2016 by Rashad
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Remember that whole “swearing off Twitter forever” thing Azealia Banks promised just weeks ago?  Well, apparently she doesn’t.

For, in typical A.B. form, the ‘ATM Jam’ diva is dispensing some controversy-causing shade on social media and, in turn, has tongues wagging.  Unlike many of her former victims on the site, her newest target – Sarah Palin – is planning her clapback in the courtroom.

Did you miss any of the action?  Tuck in below to find out what ensued after Banks suggested Palin ‘get a train run on her’ and film the venture for WorldStar…

It all started a few days ago when Banks took to Twitter to say:


Palin’s response (via her official Facebook):

Hey Female Rapper – listen up, little darling. No one has any idea what you’re wigging out about in these bizarre, violent rants against me, but you’re obviously not exercising enough intelligence to acknowledge you’ve been sucked into believing some fake interview in which I supposedly offered comments representing the antithesis of my truth.

In this life, you’re blessed to have been given an influential platform. So have I. Why don’t we strengthen both our platforms and work together on something worthwhile – like condemning racism, along with empowering young women to defend themselves against a most misogynist, degrading, devastating assault perpetrated by evil men – rape.

Thanks. And now I’ll go through my young daughter’s playlist to make sure there hasn’t been any inadvertent addition of any anti-woman, pro-rape garbage that you seem to endorse, which perpetuates the cultural challenges we face in America. I encourage other parents to do the same.

God bless you Ms. Banks, as you consider a change of heart.”

Once the response above made its round, Palin – tired of the antics of Banks’ fans -went on to say:

“I’ve had enough of the unanswered threats and attacks against my family and me,” Palin said of Banks’ Twitter rant suggesting the former governor should be sexually assaulted. “So, for the first time I’m going to enjoy the only retribution some protected ‘celebrities’ seem to understand – I’m suing Azealia Banks and can’t wait to share my winnings with others who have gone defenseless against lies and dangerous attacks far too long.”

Of course, the ‘Ice Queen’ would deliver one of the coldest clapbacks in recorded history with her lengthy response.  Read it below:

I hope this message reaches you in good spirits and in good health. I want to start this letter off by telling you that I actually, really like you. While many other American people may see you as someone to be ridiculed, I truly believe that you possess a certain ‘je ne sais quoi,’ (a french term which is often interpreted to denote one’s inexplicable charisma.) Given a bit of book-reading/media-training/patience, that charisma could become your magic carpet. There is something very charismatic and misunderstood about you. The misunderstood bit oftentimes reminds me of myself. You’re very passionate about the things you believe in, super determined, and most certainly aware of who you are and where you stand in this world, as a parent, as a politician, but most importantly, as a woman.

Given the propensity of conservative right-wing media publications to veer into very fearful/erroneous/baseless/contradictory/prejudice analyses of us ‘melanated,’ peoples of the United States, It should come as no shock to you that a satirical article accusing you of saying, ‘Even the French understand that Slavery wasn’t our fault because the negroes liked it,’ Would be provocative enough to ruffle a few feathers. Now since learning that the article was not published officially, I sincerely apologize for any emotional distress or reputational scarring i may have caused you.

In my honest defense, i was completely kidding. I happen to have a really crass, New-York-City sense of humor, and regularly make silly jokes in attempts make light of situations which make me uncomfortable. As the fabric of the American Nation is EMBEDDED with racism, I merely made a raCIALly driven joke to counter what i believed to be real, raCIST rhetoric.

Also, i never said you should be raped. I used the term ‘run a train,’ which is slang for group sex, NOT for ‘rape.’ There are many distinctions between the two. As a woman, I would never trivialize something as lewd and criminal to provide myself any sort of comic relief because it simply… just isn’t funny. (and no, is not a reputable source of information to seek clarity on the aforementioned dichotomy). However, i find great irony in the right-wing media’s attempt to ‘victimize,’ you in this situation. Seeking empathy through sensationalism is something left-leaning liberals are frequently ridiculed for by the Right. But American Hypocrisy is nothing new. Considering the imminence of 2016’s polarizing presidential election, I’ve taken it upon myself to do my own social research. I’ve recently had the opportunity to indulge in a few lengthy conversations with some very popular conservative figures. I’ve concluded: Amongst millennial conservatives, Censorship paired with the (questionable) social necessity for political correctness are atop the list of social grievances. It is as though this newest generation of conservative voters desire the right to express their true feelings, free of any filter and free of any consequence. I too harbor a similar sentiment regarding censorship and self-expression, as i am an artist. I cherish my ability to express myself freely, yet remain totally aware that for every action, there will be a reaction. All in All, Woman to Woman, I hope you will accept my sincerest apology.

Sincerely, – Miss Azealia A Banks.

-I am an EXTREMELY intelligent woman, Mrs. Palin.
-“Hey Female Rapper,” was your way to euphemize what you REALLY wanted to say. What you wanted to say was, “Hey little Stereotypical Black, Thing!”
-Realize that stereotypes are a product of what I like to call the “Critical White Gaze.” The basic fundamentals of the Critical White Gaze are Fear, Ignorance, Curiosity, and Fetishization.
-Intelligence is not something which can be quantified in 140 Characters.
-Twitter is not real, neither is your opinion of me!
-If Bristol Palin listened to my music she probably wouldn’t have all those cotdamn kids!!!! ;-P #sis #iud #stayinschool #causeitsthebest


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  1. orangeyougladIdidntsaybanana April 5, 2016

    Queen of logic

  2. LmfaoHoe April 5, 2016

    Lord today lol

  3. ♊Mølly♊ April 5, 2016

    Azealia is a disgusting human.

    • rosy3 April 6, 2016

      I agree and I hope Sarah Sue her ass my dislike for azalea she disrespectfull to her own peers it’s sickening I’m with Sarah Palin on this one azalea do not deserve anyone defending her nasty ways she picked on the wrong white woman now azalea white people coming for you this time

  4. HailBeysus April 5, 2016

    LMFAOOOOO!!!! She roasted Palin, flipped that bitxh over and roasted her some more with logic and intelligence! That was hilarious!

  5. Alex April 5, 2016

    Damn she just got so s***. I love a woman who speaks her mind. Thats right, call these racist asses out of their crap.

  6. King Mark111 /.\ April 5, 2016

    I read the first 2 paragraphs and was done. Neither one wrote their comments. I’m anti Palin, but if this what it takes to shut the Black Iggy girl up, then so be it.

    • Slayyorfav April 6, 2016

      No one blames you your dumbass probably can’t read

  7. Weezy Tha Goat/Zayn Is ? April 6, 2016

    Sarah Palin is a moron, and got her ass scalped by the Ice Princess.

  8. Tran anti no honey love time but it okay girl April 6, 2016

    Sarah p is a moron

  9. Miss Understood April 6, 2016

    Aaliyah Dana carter, the word is weak. You can use Google to clarify. Don’t come for people if you don’t know basic English.

  10. Annalise April 6, 2016

    EYE AM LIVING for the AssLiyah-Dana-Carter dragging!

  11. 1mcluver April 6, 2016


  12. oscar April 6, 2016

    azealia can’t afford to be sued lmao

  13. Bookmark it April 6, 2016

    LOL I can’t stand Azealia, but she just basically humiliated Palin.

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