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Rihanna To Get ‘Nude’

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In a tribute to the state she achieved much of her success in, Rihanna has announced her new fragrance, ‘Nude’.

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Taking to Instagram, the 24 year old trumpeted the expansion of “Brand Fenty”, writing:

rihanna nude e1337956549768 Rihanna To Get Nude

‘Nude’ follows the model’s Reb’l Fleur, which – as her debut scent – has enjoyed moderate success upon release last year.

She may sound like she’s in a washing machine when she “sings”, yet one can’t knock RiRi’s corporate hustle. The industry, as the grave-stones of many a promising career has shown, is unforgiving. Indeed, “talent” has shifted from a necessity for success to  merely a welcome “extra”. Hence, we can’t knock Team Ri for chewing and digesting that memo, and working it to their full advantage.

Then again, it’s doubtful they had much of a choice, it’s not like her albums are flying off the shelves. 360 revenue from projects such as this are a “must” if her nasal neigh is to remain relevant in the years to come.

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  • May 25, 2012 at 9:58 am
    JJFan1814 says:
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    Sam you wanna talk about money when you don’t pay your staff. #POW

    Rihanna stays making $$$.

    The haters can EAT every penny, jealous bitches.

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    WHUT Replied:

    “Sam you wanna talk about money when you don’t pay your staff”

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37o2zB3Xu1qbnaf1.gif

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    mONSTERHIVE Replied:

    Lmao that gif is funny as hell!

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    WILD DEBUTANTE Replied:

    “Sam you wanna talk about money when you don’t pay your staff”

    DEADDDDD!

    Any who….Rihanna looks bangin in that picture! DAMN!

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  • May 25, 2012 at 9:58 am
    JJFan1814 says:
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    Meanwhile, Where Have You Been is #5 on iTunes!!!!!

    #RihannaNAVY

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    Hush Replied:

    Meanwhile, Rihanna’s acting was so atrocious in Battleship that everyone’s pay check is STILL bouncing because of how spectacularly it flopped at the box office. b**** can’t sing or act. Only Rislutta could sink a $200 million dollar budget film.

    “Navy,” my ass…you idiot bitches are the Titanic, without Celine’s theme.

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    Owen Replied:

    do us all a favor hush, & hush. Die you idiot

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:04 am
    Roman says:
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    Get ur money b****!

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:22 am
    Navy_Info says:
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    Rihanna ‘Where have you been’ top 5 US Itunes.

    Rihanna ‘Where have you been’ top 3 UK Itunes

    Rihanna ‘Where have you been’ No.13 BB100.

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    frankie Replied:

    yess rihanna is topping http://bit.ly/KZN4kp

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    Hush Replied:

    …and how is Battleship doing at the box office this week?

    * crickets *

    It’ll take Rihanna’s whole next 3 albums finally going to #1 and selling like Adele to make up for how she tanked Battleship’s numbers.

    LMAO!

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    Owen Replied:

    Hush die. I’ll kill you

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:25 am
    Jay Scorpio says:
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    LIVING MY LYFE MAKING THAT PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:27 am
    bedstuyfly says:
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    SAM YOU A HATER!

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:29 am
    RITANATION says:
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    *sips tea* laughs in disgust *walks away*

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:32 am
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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:41 am
    Royal Beyonce says:
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    I think she should call it ‘h*****’…

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:45 am
    mONSTERHIVE says:
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    I love that she’s using her bad girl image to good use. Make that mula Riri!

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  • May 25, 2012 at 10:57 am
    James227 says:
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    I guess the movie not doing well why not show nude pictures

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  • May 25, 2012 at 11:29 am
    Kingphoenix says:
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    Yes get on that Rih! I still can’t believe Katy Perry makes more money than you…like how is that possible….please get out of that 360 deal.

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    JJFan1814 Replied:

    @KingPhoenix

    Maybe because Katy writes her own songs and s***????

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    Kingphoenix Replied:

    Rihanna has six albums and 7 years in the game. Katy has two albums and like 4 or less years in the game. Really, just because Katy is writing her own songs (mostly co-writing at that) she makes almost more than half the money Rihanna does? Madonna don’t write her s***. Dont add up.

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  • May 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    Suicide Blonde says:
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    Madonna Louise Ciccone, also known as “the queen of whores”, is an american s***, she is recognized as the biggest w**** in the world by Guinness World Records. She is the main inspiration for the new aspiring bitches like Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga ect, ect…

    Janet Damita Jo Jackson, also known as free nipples, is an American lip-sync woman, she is the main influence for others lip-sync bitches like Britney Spears.

    Mariah Carey, also known as bitchy, is an american arrogant diva, she became famous for being a shady b****, she married her own son and they have two children.

    Britney Jean Spears, also known as the princess of whores, is an american w**** with mental health problems, she became famous in the child porn show “The whores and f*** club”.

    Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, also known as Lady Caca, Lady Printer and Copy and Paste, is an american copycat, she became famous for copying nearly all whores, she is recognized as the biggest Madonna wannabe of all time by Guinness World Records.

    Jennifer Lynn Lopez, also known as J.hoe, is an american hungry ass for dicks, she has the records of the biggest farts in the industry.

    Robyn Rihanna Fenty, also known as high forehead or retard, is a Barbadian battered woman, she became famous for being a s***, and the biggest competition of Floponce.

    Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, also known as Floponce or Bleachonce, is an american impostor of pregnancy, she became famous in the girl group “Destiny’s Whores”, she is known as the largest buyer of awards and titles in history, she married an orangutan, they have a baby of Hispanic origin. she has been praised by others bitches in the game for stealing their ideas.

    You see life is a joke, i make fun of my favorites too, don’t take things so seriously.

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    POP ROYALTY ( Révolution) Replied:

    *DEAD* at the mariah carey part :lol: :lol:

    man i’m literally ROTFL. oh my god !

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    Suicide Blonde Replied:

    Haha i’m crazy.

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    Bey Fan Replied:

    It was funny until it got to Beyonce…. lmfaooo. Joking

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    Suicide Blonde Replied:

    Bey Fan, i have to leave her for last, the best comes at the end.

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    10 singles Replied:

    Lmfaoooooo that s*** cray

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    mONSTERHIVE Replied:

    Lmao that was funny as s***! I know as a Bey stan I should thumbs down but it’s sarcastic & hilarious. Bravo b****!

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    Kingphoenix Replied:

    This s*** ain’t funny disrespecting these women like that. s*** is misogynistic as f***. THIS is why rape culture is so prevalent, and men think they f****** own everything in this world. White men specifically, in my bones i know you are a white gay male.

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    Suicide Blonde Replied:

    Kingphoenix, i love you too.

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  • May 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    POP ROYALTY ( Révolution) says:
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    nude ?

    so what’s gonna be the name of her next clothing line ? p**** ? c*** ? :roll:

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    Denial Replied:

    Maybe she should name it flaming homosexual so you could buy it.

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    POP ROYALTY ( Révolution) Replied:

    no , i will buy it especially for you d*** rider.

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    Benron Replied:

    OMG crying!

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    shawna askew best Replied:

    No she will name it beyonce dry p****! Hop off ri Cunts

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    POP ROYALTY ( Révolution) Replied:

    as long it has BEYONCE in it , it well sell MORE ….

    if she’s smart , she will do it !

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  • May 25, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    B. Hill says:
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    Nude, huh? Well seeing as how Rihanna has no talent, I guess she’s gotta sell SOMETHING…

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    shawna askew best Replied:

    She will sell your happy head Ho next

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  • May 25, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    DMWN says:
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    Words can’t begin to express how utterly ridiculous this cow is. I bet her fragrance smells like hot, unwashed Barbadian buttcrack in July. Something to use to fumigate.

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  • May 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    Aunt Jackie says:
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    This post is crazy!

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  • May 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    darren says:
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    Her body look weird. What’s up with the little girls stomach and such a large head. Anyway the navy will buy, buy buy all 500 copies from one person just to make the song #1 so you know they will buy this s***. Those little girls love looking at Rihanna’s naked body. (Sick)

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  • May 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Verve says:
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    Unless she’s planning on selling her fragrence for $1.29, or cheaper, my guess is that the navy won’t be buying any. You know they only get a $2 allowance every other Friday…

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  • May 25, 2012 at 5:18 pm
    Jessica says:
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    This goes to show CRACKANNA IS w**** NOT A HOUSEWIFE!!! MEN STAY AWAY FROM THIS w****!!! SMH. NUDE?? SHE SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT CRACK!!! LMAO!!! OR w**** !!! NEXT!!!

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  • May 25, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    Gaaglooo! says:
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    Does she still have ” The Predator” Inspired hair styl like she did on American Idol?! Btw Rbel Fleur Smells good, but old, like for 30y and more!

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  • May 26, 2012 at 7:24 am
    EBONY CLAWS says:
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    b**** looks like DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

    But the name isn’t that hot.. I mean.. “NUDE”???

    “Naked” would be great for a Rihanna fragrance but NUDE sounds like a flop J-Lo fragrance…..

    The pic is everything, though..

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  • May 26, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Truth says:
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    Pictures giving me Brandy – Afrodisiac flashbacks.

    Brandy > All

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    EBONY CLAWS Replied:

    Woww.. I can’t find a very good reason to say “Brandy > All”.

    It’s like “Katy Perry > All” or “Adele > All” … but whatever.

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