In a tribute to the state she achieved much of her success in, Rihanna has announced her new fragrance, ‘Nude’.
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Taking to Instagram, the 24 year old trumpeted the expansion of “Brand Fenty”, writing:
‘Nude’ follows the model’s Reb’l Fleur, which – as her debut scent – has enjoyed moderate success upon release last year.
She may sound like she’s in a washing machine when she “sings”, yet one can’t knock RiRi’s corporate hustle. The industry, as the grave-stones of many a promising career has shown, is unforgiving. Indeed, “talent” has shifted from a necessity for success to merely a welcome “extra”. Hence, we can’t knock Team Ri for chewing and digesting that memo, and working it to their full advantage.
Then again, it’s doubtful they had much of a choice, it’s not like her albums are flying off the shelves. 360 revenue from projects such as this are a “must” if her nasal neigh is to remain relevant in the years to come.
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JJFan1814
May 25, 2012 at 9:58 am
Sam you wanna talk about money when you don’t pay your staff. #POW
Rihanna stays making $$$.
The haters can EAT every penny, jealous bitches.
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WHUT
May 25, 2012 at 10:33 am
“Sam you wanna talk about money when you don’t pay your staff”
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37o2zB3Xu1qbnaf1.gif
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mONSTERHIVE
May 25, 2012 at 10:49 am
Lmao that gif is funny as hell!
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WILD DEBUTANTE
May 25, 2012 at 6:31 pm
“Sam you wanna talk about money when you don’t pay your staff”
DEADDDDD!
Any who….Rihanna looks bangin in that picture! DAMN!
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JJFan1814
May 25, 2012 at 9:58 am
Meanwhile, Where Have You Been is #5 on iTunes!!!!!
#RihannaNAVY
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Hush
May 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Meanwhile, Rihanna’s acting was so atrocious in Battleship that everyone’s pay check is STILL bouncing because of how spectacularly it flopped at the box office. Bitch can’t sing or act. Only Rislutta could sink a $200 million dollar budget film.
“Navy,” my ass…you idiot bitches are the Titanic, without Celine’s theme.
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Owen
May 25, 2012 at 8:31 pm
do us all a favor hush, & hush. Die you idiot
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Roman
May 25, 2012 at 10:04 am
Get ur money bitch!
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Navy_Info
May 25, 2012 at 10:22 am
Rihanna ‘Where have you been’ top 5 US Itunes.
Rihanna ‘Where have you been’ top 3 UK Itunes
Rihanna ‘Where have you been’ No.13 BB100.
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frankie
May 25, 2012 at 10:33 am
yess rihanna is topping http://bit.ly/KZN4kp
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WHUT
May 25, 2012 at 10:36 am
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tfujN5lJ1ro9dc3o1_500.gif
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Hush
May 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm
…and how is Battleship doing at the box office this week?
* crickets *
It’ll take Rihanna’s whole next 3 albums finally going to #1 and selling like Adele to make up for how she tanked Battleship’s numbers.
LMAO!
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Owen
May 25, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Hush die. I’ll kill you
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Jay Scorpio
May 25, 2012 at 10:25 am
LIVING MY LYFE MAKING THAT PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bedstuyfly
May 25, 2012 at 10:27 am
SAM YOU A HATER!
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RITANATION
May 25, 2012 at 10:29 am
*sips tea* laughs in disgust *walks away*
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trelley
May 25, 2012 at 10:32 am
wow, reminds me of http://bit.ly/KZN4kp
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Royal Beyonce
May 25, 2012 at 10:41 am
I think she should call it ‘Herpes’…
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mONSTERHIVE
May 25, 2012 at 10:45 am
I love that she’s using her bad girl image to good use. Make that mula Riri!
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James227
May 25, 2012 at 10:57 am
I guess the movie not doing well why not show nude pictures
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Kingphoenix
May 25, 2012 at 11:29 am
Yes get on that Rih! I still can’t believe Katy Perry makes more money than you…like how is that possible….please get out of that 360 deal.
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JJFan1814
May 25, 2012 at 11:31 am
@KingPhoenix
Maybe because Katy writes her own songs and shit????
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Kingphoenix
May 25, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Rihanna has six albums and 7 years in the game. Katy has two albums and like 4 or less years in the game. Really, just because Katy is writing her own songs (mostly co-writing at that) she makes almost more than half the money Rihanna does? Madonna don’t write her shit. Dont add up.
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Suicide Blonde
May 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Madonna Louise Ciccone, also known as “the queen of whores”, is an american slut, she is recognized as the biggest whore in the world by Guinness World Records. She is the main inspiration for the new aspiring bitches like Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga ect, ect…
Janet Damita Jo Jackson, also known as free nipples, is an American lip-sync woman, she is the main influence for others lip-sync bitches like Britney Spears.
Mariah Carey, also known as bitchy, is an american arrogant diva, she became famous for being a shady bitch, she married her own son and they have two children.
Britney Jean Spears, also known as the princess of whores, is an american whore with mental health problems, she became famous in the child porn show “The whores and fags club”.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, also known as Lady Caca, Lady Printer and Copy and Paste, is an american copycat, she became famous for copying nearly all whores, she is recognized as the biggest Madonna wannabe of all time by Guinness World Records.
Jennifer Lynn Lopez, also known as J.hoe, is an american hungry ass for dicks, she has the records of the biggest farts in the industry.
Robyn Rihanna Fenty, also known as high forehead or retard, is a Barbadian battered woman, she became famous for being a slut, and the biggest competition of Floponce.
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, also known as Floponce or Bleachonce, is an american impostor of pregnancy, she became famous in the girl group “Destiny’s Whores”, she is known as the largest buyer of awards and titles in history, she married an orangutan, they have a baby of Hispanic origin. she has been praised by others bitches in the game for stealing their ideas.
You see life is a joke, i make fun of my favorites too, don’t take things so seriously.
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POP ROYALTY ( Révolution)
May 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm
*DEAD* at the mariah carey part
man i’m literally ROTFL. oh my god !
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Suicide Blonde
May 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Haha i’m crazy.
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Bey Fan
May 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm
It was funny until it got to Beyonce…. lmfaooo. Joking
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Suicide Blonde
May 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Bey Fan, i have to leave her for last, the best comes at the end.
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10 singles
May 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Lmfaoooooo that shit cray
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mONSTERHIVE
May 25, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Lmao that was funny as shit! I know as a Bey stan I should thumbs down but it’s sarcastic & hilarious. Bravo bitch!
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Kingphoenix
May 25, 2012 at 3:38 pm
This shit ain’t funny disrespecting these women like that. Shit is misogynistic as fuck. THIS is why rape culture is so prevalent, and men think they fucking own everything in this world. White men specifically, in my bones i know you are a white gay male.
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Suicide Blonde
May 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Kingphoenix, i love you too.
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POP ROYALTY ( Révolution)
May 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm
nude ?
so what’s gonna be the name of her next clothing line ? PUSSY ? c*** ?
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Denial
May 25, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Maybe she should name it flaming homosexual so you could buy it.
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POP ROYALTY ( Révolution)
May 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm
no , i will buy it especially for you dick rider.
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Benron
May 25, 2012 at 2:21 pm
OMG crying!
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shawna askew best
May 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm
No she will name it beyonce dry pussy! Hop off ri c***s
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POP ROYALTY ( Révolution)
May 25, 2012 at 3:07 pm
as long it has BEYONCE in it , it well sell MORE ….
if she’s smart , she will do it !
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B. Hill
May 25, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Nude, huh? Well seeing as how Rihanna has no talent, I guess she’s gotta sell SOMETHING…
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shawna askew best
May 25, 2012 at 2:53 pm
She will sell your happy head Ho next
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DMWN
May 25, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Words can’t begin to express how utterly ridiculous this cow is. I bet her fragrance smells like hot, unwashed Barbadian buttcrack in July. Something to use to fumigate.
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Aunt Jackie
May 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm
This post is crazy!
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darren
May 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Her body look weird. What’s up with the little girls stomach and such a large head. Anyway the navy will buy, buy buy all 500 copies from one person just to make the song #1 so you know they will buy this shit. Those little girls love looking at Rihanna’s naked body. (Sick)
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Verve
May 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Unless she’s planning on selling her fragrence for $1.29, or cheaper, my guess is that the navy won’t be buying any. You know they only get a $2 allowance every other Friday…
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Jessica
May 25, 2012 at 5:18 pm
This goes to show CRACKANNA IS WHORE NOT A HOUSEWIFE!!! MEN STAY AWAY FROM THIS WHORE!!! SMH. NUDE?? SHE SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT CRACK!!! LMAO!!! OR WHORE !!! NEXT!!!
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Gaaglooo!
May 25, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Does she still have ” The Predator” Inspired hair styl like she did on American Idol?! Btw Rbel Fleur Smells good, but old, like for 30y and more!
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EBONY CLAWS
May 26, 2012 at 7:24 am
Bitch looks like DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
But the name isn’t that hot.. I mean.. “NUDE”???
“Naked” would be great for a Rihanna fragrance but NUDE sounds like a flop J-Lo fragrance…..
The pic is everything, though..
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Truth
May 26, 2012 at 11:34 am
Pictures giving me Brandy – Afrodisiac flashbacks.
Brandy > All
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EBONY CLAWS
May 27, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Woww.. I can’t find a very good reason to say “Brandy > All”.
It’s like “Katy Perry > All” or “Adele > All” … but whatever.
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