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‘Cake Like Lady GaGa’: Lady GaGa Releases Rap Number

Published: Wednesday 19th Sep 2012 by David

“Snatch your f*cking weave out b*tch”

 Stop whatever you’re doing and get into this.

Tonight, a cut named ‘Cake Like Lady GaGa’ found its way online reportedly via ‘Born This Way’ mastermind DJ White Shadow, and is already setting the net alight.

For, as fans will hear, the number sees the ‘Mother Monster‘ herself spit some heavy bars on the gully beat.

Your favorite artist’s annihilation below…

GaGa rapping?

Your thoughts? 

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  1. TEAMLILKIM_QUEENB September 19, 2012
    +0

    SELL OUT

    • FAF September 19, 2012
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      Sounding better than lil FLOP

      • truth(i DRAAAAGGS nicki stans to liberate them from her poison u FUNKY b****) September 20, 2012
        +0

        Shady b****** like u girl…

    • Elite Navy S*** September 19, 2012
      +0

      STFU. Love this.

    • Lady GAGA IS waShed Up September 19, 2012
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      LMFAO lady gaga is such a shady b**** Xtina f*** your body comes out in couple days now she drop this, to try and take away the shine but it ain’t happening. she’s sofucking deserate. use tolike her now she’s just annoying and try way too hard. NEXT

      • tom September 19, 2012
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        I think the main problem here is that you’re trying to hard to find something to criticize. This isn’t ‘released’, it’s something that appeared online, the original version that was released was PITCH-CHANGED and the vocalist asked to remain anonymous. Nobody has confirmed that it’s actually Lady Gaga, so check your facts before you start throwing around accusations about Lady Gaga trying to ‘take away the shine’ from Christina Aguilera, which wouldn’t be hard considering this is somewhere along the lines of her 7th failed career revival.

      • BAddestbitch#1hoe September 20, 2012
        +0

        Shut your f****** mouth trick.

      • truth(i DRAAAAGGS nicki stans to liberate them from her poison u FUNKY b****) September 20, 2012
        +0

        H** u sound sooooo stupid

    • Trev September 19, 2012
      +0

      if you think this is better than Nicki then you are a hater…this is terrible, i hope she wasn’t serious…i hope this was fan-made…she is a rich kid from the upper east side….she sounds stupid….i wonder if MIA is gonna drag her for this…no one drags gaga better than MIA

      • tom September 19, 2012
        +0

        sorry but have you heard Roman Holiday?

      • Trev September 19, 2012
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        um yea…are you implying that this is better than Roman Holiday? which btw is no where near her best song…yea no this is on the level of Lil B

      • truth(i DRAAAAGGS nicki stans to liberate them from her poison u FUNKY b****) September 20, 2012
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        If u heard icki’s rap u knw she washed up. Now go wash up in yo bat smelln p**** u f*** joke

    • mimo September 20, 2012
      +0

      Still better than the robotic blowup doll that is Nikki Minaj.

      • Marcos O’liva September 20, 2012
        +0

        totally not a sell out. this is her just having fun. fall back chill. this isnt the first time she did a rap song

  2. IJUDGEFLIPFLOPS September 19, 2012
    +0

    Garbage, she was obviously having fun tho.

    • Mariah September 20, 2012
      +0

      This is an obvious DISS to Madonna!

      • truth(i DRAAAAGGS nicki stans to liberate them from her poison u FUNKY b****) September 20, 2012
        +0

        How old r u u little b****?

  3. SkeletalHooker September 19, 2012
    +0

    Queen.

    • Common Sense September 19, 2012
      +0

      Sheep will always follow the herder.

      • Brandoshus September 19, 2012
        +0

        ^Amen.

  4. MusicFan September 19, 2012
    +0

    OMFG! YASSS!

  5. TerenceBarber September 19, 2012
    +0

    OH DEAR GOD :O

  6. Ciara stan September 19, 2012
    +0

    Lol You gotta love gaga

    • ADC143 September 19, 2012
      +0

      No you don’t.

  7. Josh September 19, 2012
    +0

    It is fake. On twitter i read that DJWS was making remixes for fans that fans sent in. Its just for fun. Buts GaGa sounds pretty cool haha

  8. prettigurlrockD September 19, 2012
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    I’m glad this is just for fun. Plz stick to singing and those flamboyant dance numbers. You’re not hood enough to start rapping.

    • ENOUGH ONIKA September 19, 2012
      +0

      Yes to that DP!

    • wut September 19, 2012
      +0

      You have to be “hood” to rap? lol… so much for advancement…

  9. prettigurlrockD September 19, 2012
    +0

    LOL at this

    • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
      +0

      I love that video!

    • JazzD September 19, 2012
      +0

      Lol!! This is too funny!

    • GURLLLLLLLLL September 19, 2012
      +0

      LOl rihanna navy have some cute ass n***** tho.

    • POP ROYALTY ( RUDE BOY) September 21, 2012
      +0

      this is better than the actual post.

      i want riri to do that 🙂

  10. Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
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    Oh my f****** gosh this is HORRIBLE. And she used Rihanna’s phrase cake too. Sh sounds like a rejected pornstar, has no flow and since when does Lady GayGay have cake, she may have cottage cheese but no cake.

    And after this the willl go in on actualy artists instead of tired atttention whoring ridiculous outfit copying gimmicks. She is horrible and this articly is horrible and this song is horrible.

    *cleanses mind from this s****

    • B**** September 19, 2012
      +0

      Oh to hell with you and that flop and her goat vocals lol rihanna phrase “Cake” like drop dead

      • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
        +0

        Yup, just like Britney Spears, Madonna, the original woman to wear a meat dress, the original woman to wear a man suit that looked just like Joe calderone, and the chick she was a backup singer for who mysteriously died Rihanna is a victim of Gaga’s copying.

        #CAKECAKECAKE

    • prettigurlrockD September 19, 2012
      +0

      says google. 150 million net worth.

      #cakecakecake

      you mad??

      • Common Sense September 19, 2012
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        Paris Hilton is worth around the same. I guess that must make her a virtuoso as well right?

        #sheep #bahbahbah

        Get a brain.

      • prettigurlrockD September 19, 2012
        +0

        Boy, are you pressed today or what. I was replying to Benron saying gaga has no cake. $150 mil is NO CAKE? Yeah right….and I don’t care what Ms. Hilton has. She sleeps around so no surprise. My brain is intact, thanks.

      • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
        +0

        I meant cake as in ass.

  11. Auntie_Jackie September 19, 2012
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    LOL! It’s her having fun, sounding like Kreyshawn. CAKE LIKE LADY GAGA!! It’s good, and funny as hell. Snatch ‘Yo Weave Out in front of paparazzi singing paparazzi. I can’t. I’m dying over here.

  12. RM September 19, 2012
    +0

    The f***??? Hell naw! This b**** had to be f***** kidding. This s*** is wack!!!!!

    • BAddestbitch#1hoe September 20, 2012
      +0

      And ain’t nobody asked ur ass so shut up h**.

  13. Slap-a-h** September 19, 2012
    +0

    She’s coming for Nicki’s Wig…

    • FAF September 19, 2012
      +0

      urs been snatched, UGLY F**…

  14. Sarah Says September 19, 2012
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    Yes, if those pictures are to be beleived I’ll be staying off the “cake like lady gaga” and she needs to be hitting the gym instead of hitting beats. This song isn’t very good.

    • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
      +0

      And not to mention she has a new song out soon called Ratchet with azealia banks. She thinks she can rap now DEAD!

      • tom September 19, 2012
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        have you heard the song with Azealia? it hasn’t been confirmed as a rap song on Gaga’s behalf so your point here is completely irrelevant. this is clearly her just having fun, its not serious in the slightest, yet somehow it still manages to completely slay half of Rihanna’s discography; not that that’s a hard task.

      • I’m not throwing shade, but… September 19, 2012
        +0

        @Tom you must live and breath Rihanna, i swear she must be giving you oxgyen because Sarah and Benrons post never mentioned her name so i’m not sure how she got in the mix.
        I dont care if she’s having fun, it’s still a mess! At the moment i’m having fun, and to save myself from embarrasment im doing it in private… i suggest she does the same next time. Get some perspective in you damn life!

      • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
        +0

        @Tom

        I could randomly pick from a hat a random Rihanna son that is better than Gaga.

  15. JazzD September 19, 2012
    +0

    I like…..!!! “……………… Cake like Lady GaGa”

  16. Gagaslayingu September 19, 2012
    +0

    Nicki should give it up.

    • Dat Bish September 19, 2012
      +0

      Lol. I don’t think Nick is to worried. But nice to see GaGa have fun! See what happens when white girls get black D*** in their lives!!!!

      • truth(i DRAAAAGGS nicki stans to liberate them from her poison u FUNKY b****) September 20, 2012
        +0

        Tell icki to get a d***** in her life u butch b****! Her p**** smells RANK just like yo B**** ASS and yo loose p**** mammy h**

  17. Siberian Prince September 19, 2012
    +0

    Yesss slay Nicki’s ass!! Lol

    • FAF September 19, 2012
      +0

      damn f** why u worried about the queen????
      cleaen ur pissy maggot bed bug infested air matress– F***!

      • Siberian Prince September 19, 2012
        +0

        Lol comin from you….. i bet you wer born after ’95. Go to bed, Don’t u have school in the mornin? #oop

  18. prettigurlrockD September 19, 2012
    +0

    @Benron are you f****** stupid?

    CAKE was used as a term for MONEY way before that porno birthday cake song came out. Get a clue.

    • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
      +0

      Hold on, your critisizing rih for being sexual.

      When will rihanna where clothes in her video.

      • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
        +0

        *Gaga!

      • Bout to slay your ass September 19, 2012
        +0

        LOL, you dumb ass you even admitted that rihanna needs to wear more clothes. you whack trying to shade gaga and it falls so short all kinds of fuckery with your comment LMAO!!! Dead

  19. Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
    +0

    The beat is bad, the singing and bad and the rapping is bad. What do her fans say? “SHE IS HAVING FUN!”

    Good for Her, but this is not a party in a club somewhere, this is actually a cut you put out to represent yourself and it is pure trash. Im laughing so f****** hard that her fans are just eating up this s***.

    Lady Gaga is proving once again that she is mediocre, and this is probably the worst song I’ve heard all year. What a desperate ass loser.

    • tom September 19, 2012
      +0

      atleast she’s not running back into the arms of a man who beat her up, Lady Gaga is a feminist icon and she can do whatever the f*** she likes.
      Rihanna is the epitome of a weak female, her stating that she likes ‘a dangerous man’ is just asking for someone to abuse her.

      • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
        +0

        I do not need to defend Rihanna’s character, because you just proved me right. Avoiding the subject eh?

  20. Beyonce’s Bush September 19, 2012
    +0

    Still sounds better than any rap that will come outta Nicki Minaj’s mouth

    • FAF September 19, 2012
      +0

      Shitting on your idol

      she & nicki WAYYY better than kim & got more money
      so u mad??

    • Bout to slay your ass September 19, 2012
      +0

      True

  21. michael September 19, 2012
    +0

    I like ut. I hope that song get featured on her new cd as a bonus track

  22. Monstarebel September 19, 2012
    +0

    Lmao!!! WTF!! GaGa is to much, she’s so fake for this n I blame nicki minaj for this she got h*** thinking they can rap n sing now cause SHES doing it OMG !!!

  23. Luke September 19, 2012
    +0

    She’s been rapping since her first era [see: ‘Paper Gangsta’] get educated….

    • SBC19 September 19, 2012
      +0

      Q****.

    • Common Sense September 19, 2012
      +0

      God if I was a believer I’d pray. Do gays drop all common sense and blindly defend crap just because the singer throws the community a bone? She’s not going to drop dead if you don’t stick up for every golden turd she dumps.

  24. Blue The Real Hive September 19, 2012
    +0

    What’s this? The worst ever rap song ever

  25. Blue The Real Hive September 19, 2012
    +0

    Cake like LADY GAGA ? Wtf

  26. AlexxW212 September 19, 2012
    +0

    Kreayshawn? tf

  27. AlexxW212 September 19, 2012
    +0

    And… nobody can top Nicki’s rapping.
    You bitces are obviously retarded… or white.

  28. Rihanna Navy September 19, 2012
    +0

    Cute.

  29. FAF September 19, 2012
    +0

    YASS b**** Onika encourage other QUEENS to spit fiya like u!!

    Y’all can s*** on lil Kim together!!!

    • Oh? September 19, 2012
      +0

      Lmao your dumb ass said anyone who mentions Nicki’s name negatively on another post is pressed, but you’re here mentioning Kim’s name on this post. Pressed hypocrite.

  30. Monstarebel September 19, 2012
    +0

    if Nickis a sellout for doing pop Then Gagas a sellout for doing hip hop

  31. King. September 19, 2012
    +0

    Lmfao. Yo, I’m so weak. I like this.

  32. Monstarebel September 19, 2012
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    & Watch artpop be urban or have urban influences , Even if it is she’ll sell cause white people can sell urban aka Adele Justin bieber & Eminem to bad for the likes of Ciara Trey songs & Kelly Rowland who CANT sell urban

    • Bout to slay your ass September 19, 2012
      +0

      I know right that’s f***** up

    • Monstarebel September 19, 2012
      +0

      @Bout to slay Yes its sad that blacks CANT sell their own sound now a days 🙁

  33. White girl mob September 19, 2012
    +0

    I told ya lady gaga always wanted to be kreayshawn now she wanna rap lmao. Everybody wanna mob like kreayshawn lady gaga just stop you can’t be kreayshawn she is the greatest female rapper since Iil Kim.

    You suck gaga leave the white girl rapping to kreayshawn

    • ENOUGH ONIKA September 19, 2012
      +0

      Sad she just sh*tted all over KreayYAWN’s flop album in this joke of a song ha!

  34. ENOUGH ONIKA September 19, 2012
    +0

    SIDE NOTE: Look at all these artists about to drop before the year ends! You got Ciara, Missy Elliot, JoJo (more than likely not though), Brandy, Rihanna, Kelly Rowland (maybe), Ke$ha (unfortunately), Nicki (I think, I don’t keep up with that h**), Christina Aguilera, Nelly Furtado (anyone still checkin for her?), Lady GaGa, No Doubt. The charts are gonna be crazy!! Interesting to see who will end up on top. I already have an idea but I won’t lol!

    • RoyalKev September 19, 2012
      +0

      SIDE NOTE: Look at all these artists about to drop before the year ends! You got Ciara, Missy Elliot, JoJo (more than likely not though), Brandy, Rihanna, Kelly Rowland (maybe), Ke$ha (unfortunately), Nicki (I think, I don’t keep up with that h**), Christina Aguilera, Nelly Furtado (anyone still checkin for her?), Lady GaGa, No Doubt. The charts are gonna be crazy!! Interesting to see who will end up on top. I already have an idea but I won’t lol!
      ————————————————-
      So who do you think will be on top? Say it.

      http://www.thepagewithroyalkev.com

  35. Realest September 19, 2012
    +0

    wack

  36. Remey September 19, 2012
    +0

    For some reason, her flow has this Kreyshawn-like sound.

    That is all I will say about this. lol

  37. pocketbook princess September 19, 2012
    +0

    Gaga is harder than Nicki. She should put a video out just because she can.

  38. Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
    +0

    @Enough Onika if they all went out the same week it would go.

    Lady GaGa,
    Rihanna,
    Brandy,
    No Doubt.
    Ke$ha
    Missy Elliot,
    Christina Aguilera,
    Ciara,
    Nicki
    JoJo
    Kelly Rowland
    Nelly Furtado

    Seems accurate!

    • Monstarebel September 19, 2012
      +0

      NO HONEY MORE LIKE
      LADY GAGA
      RIHANNA
      NICKI MINAJ
      KE$HA
      KATY PERRY
      BEYONCE
      BRANDY
      NELLY
      PINK
      JOJO
      KELLY ROWLAND
      CHRISTINA
      CIARA
      MISSY ELLIOT
      NO DOUBT

      • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
        +0

        Beyonce and Katy perry were not even included.

        And really dude? NELLY FETRTARDO? LOL!

  39. MC September 19, 2012
    +0

    o_O I think it was a joke guys, but if she is serious about this then…..uh…..it’s not her thing. Still better than that “Stupid H**”.

  40. Suicide Blonde September 19, 2012
    +0

    Why oh why!…now she’s a rapper, poor Eminem, why can with have a year full of men in the charts, it’s like we only have women, these b****** needs to take a long break, all of them, including my favorites, so some talented male singers can shine because with all this women making music, there will never be a male phenomenon ala MJ or prince, sadly.

      • mobwife: Rebirth of the Cool September 19, 2012
        +0

        Maybe the CONTROLLED MUSIC & MEDIA should stop SURPRESSING GOOD MUSIC & GOOD MALE ARTISTS to continously prop up these NON-TALENTED or MARGINALLY TALENTED dumb BROADS!

      • MC September 19, 2012
        +0

        @mobwife: Rebirth of the Cool
        Girl sit down. The media loves to suppress any talented people. The media has always been about Hype over talent. The females that are successful at the moment aren’t talented (i.e. Rihanna, Katy Perry, etc). And there are many male artists that are always on the charts (i.e. Kanye, Jay-z, Usher, etc). The male artists don’t get worse treatment, if fact the males get better treatment. The males don’t get crucified for not gorgeous or hot looking, they don’t get criticized for their weights and have to suffer constant comparisons.

    • mobwife: Rebirth of the Cool September 19, 2012
      +0

      LOL, NOW YOU GET THE POINT!!

      The disgusting femiNAZI’s of the world have been pushing forward a FEMALE ONLY AGENDA for many years now. Just look at the state of solo artists at play.The ONLY REALLY SUCCESSFUL MALE is a TEENAGE BOY, Justin Bieber! The others are all WOMEN! I keep trying to tell fools this is BY DESIGN! Everything that we are witnessing in the media dictated music industry “has been ordered”!

  41. JER September 19, 2012
    +0

    Oh please.

    If this was BeYAWNce singing “Cake Like King B” the gorls would faint and cry legend

    If this was Rihanna singing “Cake like Queen Rihanna” the navy would die and cry smash

    If this was ANY of your faves yal would cry sickening, smash, legend. The song sucks but you stans need to get your life

    • MC September 19, 2012
      +0

      In that Order.

    • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
      +0

      If Rihanna put this s*** out I would just laugh and make fun of it.

      Beyonce fans would love anything though, the navy is not unbrekable.

      They lost their s*** when she put out BC remix and can lose it again.

  42. Mc the place to be!! September 19, 2012
    +0

    is this even her??? if it is what happened gaga?? first youre gaining weight and doing pot on stage like wtf

  43. dstrock September 19, 2012
    +0

    Okay, but really.

    IF YOU FOLLOW THE SOUND CLOUD LINK THE CAPTION SAYS “DJWS just uploaded this. I pitch-shifted it up and I got this. It sounds like Gaga! O_O”

    THIS S*** AINT EVEN REAL. STOP THE BULLNONSENSE

    • BLUE The Real HIVE September 19, 2012
      +0

      Lol

  44. commanderofthedancefloor September 19, 2012
    +0

    i had gotten so excited because all i did was read new song and lady gaga and i clicked the post. I wish she did release a new song, the rap was for fun, i want her first single from artpop to drop.

    • SLAp_A_HOE September 19, 2012
      +0

      It was for fun? So is it already on itune?

  45. mobwife: Rebirth of the Cool September 19, 2012
    +0

    I’m gonna need this B*TCH to have SEVERAL SEATS WITH THIS BULLSH**!

    “Cake Like Lady Gaga”……. How about FAKE LIKE MAN CACA!!

    *paging MADONNA “kill this b*tch”

    • BAddestbitch#1hoe September 20, 2012
      +0

      Maddaona is an old dumb f***. And nobody asked you. Ha, ‘paging” Madonna my ass. F*** her.

      • BAddestbitch#1hoe September 20, 2012
        +0

        And when you page her tell her I said Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP will smash. F*** Madonna. #CAKECAKECAKE
        #LIKELADYGAGA

  46. mobwife: Rebirth of the Cool September 19, 2012
    +0

    Now when Chris Brown raps for FUN you ppl talk big sh*t but Lady Gaga can rap and the world loves her and her crap? The f*ck is going on?

    • Benron (King Of The Navy) September 19, 2012
      +0

      Chris isn’t bad though, she is unbearable.

  47. MACHIAVEL September 19, 2012
    +0

    Lololol Lady G!!!!!!

  48. Jenny September 19, 2012
    +0

    Oh YEAH BABY PUMP THAT Sh!T! Gaga is coming for your weave Rihanna u nasty sk-hhhhhhhhhhannnn-K-K-K!

  49. LaLa September 19, 2012
    +0

    I kinda liked it.
    & I need a mashup with Cake like Lady Gaga – Rih’s Cake – Woohoo.

  50. My hip, my back September 19, 2012
    +0

    I’m not here for it. At all.

    • BAddestbitch#1hoe September 20, 2012
      +0

      Then leave and GTFO. Bye.

  51. the real xoxo September 20, 2012
    +0

    glad its just for fun and not real,
    this is the polar opposite to what nicki has done, i partly thought/hoped “starships” was a joke.
    i do like how gaga is acting this era, thank f*** she has dropped the holy spirit attitude!

  52. Hilly September 20, 2012
    +0

    Hum hell naaaaaaw, I like when she sings, indon’t like her dance/mainstream songs but still like her voice! She has to stick to that. Please.

  53. MRDIVABITCH September 20, 2012
    +0

    SNATCH YOUR F****** WEAVE OUT B****!

    LMAO

  54. Amras September 20, 2012
    +0

    Sorry, but this sounds bad like Kreyshawn.

  55. killmeplease September 20, 2012
    +0

    i knew it. such a sellout. i guess she feels some kinde of preassure since azealia and lana, creativity wise.

  56. Todd September 20, 2012
    +0

    I kinda like it…

  57. Jay September 20, 2012
    +0

    Sounds like Like a G6.

  58. JohnVidal September 20, 2012
    +0

    hahahaha I loved listening to this. I was with a asmile on my face the whole time. It´s just fun guys, don´t be rude. Even if this has not any importance in Gaga´s career, it is one more thing Rihanna and the likes wouldn´t be able to do witgh their monotone singing voice and nothing else

    • POP ROYALTY ( RUDE BOY) September 21, 2012
      +0

      Riri can rap better than this mess and U KNOW IT.

      Rihanna can rap the whole phone book and it will go to #1 and U know IT.

  59. POP ROYALTY ( RUDE BOY) September 20, 2012
    +0

    it sounds like when u ask your E-Dictionary to pronounce whatever you type.

    Cake Like Lady Ga G..a. 🙄

  60. Rob September 23, 2012
    +0

    WTF is this s***? Another trash music from Lady Flopga. Next pleaseeeeeeeeee!

  61. OC September 24, 2012
    +0

    funny thing is… it’s NOT her song. its not even a single. just a pitched version of a beat her producer made and somebody rapped over for her fans to remix and have fun with… and it’s free. so why hate… just appreciate it if you’re a fan and give it a rest if you’re not.

    i actually loved it though [just because i believe indulgence of her massive appeal can be taken so hilariously ]…. btw half of you wouldn’t know a trap beat if it hit you in the form of a bus. that beat was actually pretty dope.

    cake=money in the 22nd century . no one OWNS words.

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